| Warlord S: |
...and the last order of business. [rolls eyes, turns to
the brainwashed Camille] However did you put up with it? |
| Chun-Li: |
M'lord, Strago bears word from Thamasa. |
| Strago: |
Finally! M'lord, the statues, simply put, have been reborn.
Somehow, Kefka... |
| Warlord S: |
Kefka's dead, remember? |
| Strago: |
So? Shadow's dead too, what's your point? |
| Warlord S: |
[Stretches] Well and fine, what of it? |
| Strago: |
My point is, if the statues are reactivated, we won't have to worry
about the blue. The enemy will have a weapon such to make your Super
Scope the equivelant of...of...of an elf fire! |
| Mog: |
[releases Duke, who runs off] Hey, I heard that. |
| Warlord S: |
And I suppose you expect me to outfit you with an entire army to
deal with this "threat"? Look around you, old man. We're already
in a state of war. |
| Mog: |
Kupo! I'll go! |
| Warlord S: |
What is it with you FFIIIers and this death wish of yours? |
| Mog: |
Kupo, I've got time off Boss-Man. |
| Warlord S: |
Pfff, fine. If you want to waste your vacation on a wild
chocobo chase, be my guest. The floor is closed until the morrow,
Chun-Li to my chambres. [She wipes the sweat off her brow and skips
off.] |
| Mog: |
Kupo, gettin cozy! |
| Strago: |
Kids. |
| Warlord S: |
[He and Chun-Li blush] What!?! |
| Strago and Mog: |
Nothing! [exit] |
| Mog: |
Kupo! Back to the floating continent then? |
| Strago: |
Amongst other things, yes. We're still a man short.
[hears an audible clang, stops] What on earth? [runs forward,
picks Cid up and shoos away Duke] |
| Cid: |
Blasted mutt! Now look what he made me do. [starts
picking up more parts, putting them in his pockets.] |
| Mog: |
Kupo! We're going on a Kefka hunt! Kupo kupo!
Wanna join us? |
| Cid: |
Well, I'd love to, but not surprisingly Warlord S has me running
around like a Chocobo with its tailfeathers on backwards. Sorry. |
| Strago: |
Great. [continues walking] Any other great ideas? |
| Mog: |
Kupokupokupo! A sasquatch pal with muscle! |
| Strago: |
Who, Umaro? I thought he... |
| Mog: |
Kupo no way, not that bozo, Mr. Thou! Whatdidja call him,
Sabin? |
| Strago: |
Naw, he had to go back to Fighterland, they needed him for another
Street Fighter sequel. Hey, what about Yang? |
| Mog: |
Kupo, what about Yang? He got concussion when Cecil whacked
him on the head with a frying pan, now he can't see straight, an' I don't
especially like the idea of his foot in my mouth. Say, what about
Relm? |
| Strago: |
That little pipsqueak? No way, she's beyond useless.
Even with the Fake Mustache, she still glitches the map more often than
not. |
| Mog: |
Kupo, how 'bout Ziegfried? |
| Strago: |
Dead. |
| Mog: |
Pitykupo. I liked him. |
| Strago: |
You would. What about the ladies? Rosa, Rydia, Terra,
Celes? |
| Mog: |
Kupo: Rosa's pregnant again, Terra won't leave the orphanage, and
Celes is still on her honeymoon. |
| Strago: |
[laughs] How long has it been, 5 months now? I tell
ya, when Locke sets his mind to something, he does it right! [pauses,
counts fingers] Waitaminute, what about Rydia? |
| Mog: |
[seriously] Kupo, You don't remember? After the Second
Moon of FFIVJ left, and most of the Monsters died off, she took a position
in club K.I.N.G. as a.... |
| Strago: |
Really? I thought that was just a rumor, like the rise of
General Leo and the Gammw sword and the Dark Cammy. But, if that's
all she's doing... |
| Mog: |
Kupopoint taken. I'll go get us an airship. |
| Woman: |
So, Grampa, you like-a the ladies? |
| Strago: |
[blushes] N-n-no, I mean, yeah, I mean, NO! |
| Woman: |
[arches an eyebrow] Oh, okay, so you like-a the gentlemen,
eh? |
| Strago: |
N-n-nnnnnNO! |
| Woman: |
[Purses her lips, thinks it over for a second] Say, you're
not one a those guys that like-as the... |
| Strago: |
Don't even go there lady. I'm just lookin' for a friend of
a friend. |
| Woman: |
[scoffs] That's what they all say. Here ya go Gramps,
free trial. [opens the door, Setzer glares meaningfully and starts
down the stairs] |
| Strago: |
...so, the Espers were ceated, as ultimate weapons of the three
ancients. But the Ancients saw what they had caused, and locked themselves
away in stone, to eternally balance each others magics of light, dark and
gray. |
| Rydia: |
And Kappa... |
| Strago: |
Kefka. |
| Rydia: |
Right, he wants to move 'em all outta bard, and screw up the world? |
| Strago: |
That's basically it, except he thinks it'll give him power. |
| Rydia: |
What a spoon! Alright, so where does the spoony bard from
space figure in? |
| Strago: |
Beg pardon? |
| Mog: |
[tries to sound a charge] Ku-ku-ku-KU-POPO! |
| Rydia: |
You know, like Zeromus, or Chaos, the spooner that comes in for
no reason and makes things more confusing. |
| Strago: |
We don't got one of those. |
| Rydia: |
Honestly, Cousin Strago, I don't know HOW you put up with it. |
| Mog: |
Kupo, hey, good lookin'! What's with the old guy? |
| Strago: |
[Runs to the rail.] I think I'm gonna... |
| Rydia: |
The spoony Bard doesn't take well to bumpy rides. Hey, you're
just a little fuzzball guy, aren't you? [picks him up in a crushing
embrace, Mog tries vainly to pry himself free, flailing uselessly at her
fringe] |
| Mog: |
Kupooof! Hey, this IS cozy! Kupo, where
have you been all my life? |
| Strago: |
[Falls down] Hey, watch where you're goin...[they crash head-on
into the floating continent.] |
| Rydia: |
Oh, I hate it when that happens... |
| Kefka: |
Vwee-hee-hee-hee-hee. Try and stop me NOW will you?
No Celes to knife me this time. |
| Celes: |
[Jumps in via Dragoon Boots, accompanied by Locke] Gotcha!
Honeymoon's over, 'k? [Locke frees the others] |
| Kefka: |
Oh, I hate this game. Noises Off! [Celes fires Ice
3 at him, it gets sucked up by the Statues.] Fire 1! [flames
glance Celes, she goes flying off the continent head first, Locke yells
something unintelligible and leaps after her] Fire 2! [knocks
the cliff edge off over Rydia, burying her alive.] FIRE 3!
[A fireball hit's Strago head on, he shouts "Strago learned Fire 3"] before
collapsing in a pile of ash.] |
| Mog: |
Kupo yeah? well...DESERT ARIA! |
| Kefka: |
You're wasting your time, The Statues are just gonna absorb it
anyways.... |
| Mog: |
ReallyKupo? ANTLION! [a giant sinkhole opens up under
him, sucking him and the statues down into it.] Just a dance, Spoony
Kupo, can't absorb that! Ha! [turns around, starts unburying
Rydia, oblivious to the hill moving behind him. As he rolls the last
boulder off, Mother Brain II stands full up from her hiding place and locks
on the Ultimate Beam. Mog hears it and turns around.] Uh-oh...[gets
atomized] |
| Mother Brain: |
[Roars in delight, picks up Rydia with one talon] So!
I lose a psycho, and get a new TEST SUBJECT! HAHAHAHAHA! |
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