"To ignore humor is to view the world with only one eye."

Whiskey Jack, Spiritwalk, � Charles de Lint, date of publication momentarily spaced.
Used with permission.

If your mind has its tongue firmly planted in its cheek, then it's probably safe for you to enter
the Fool's room.

If you take life (or yourself, or anything at all) too seriously, then it's entirely possible that you'll blow a major circuit if you're exposed to this stuff, and running away may be your best option, for this is

The sanctuary/asylum of Amergin Skyewalker, Fool to the Bunny, Laird MacRogue.



(audioalize this with a general Celtic brogue)
May the Farce be wi' ye!
If my feet had wings, I'd walk the sky...
oh...I guess I already do...





I began what became a lifelong study of things Foolish when, at the tender age of 7, I tried to fly from a 2nd story window using only cardboard wings. Which is one reason why I got this post with his Lairdship--we're both interested in flying,
with or without a vehicle.
Other reasons his Lairdship hired me are my ability to perform the juggling version of "The Bruces' Philosophers Song", and my unfettered-by-common-sense-or-good-taste skill at mixing comedic metaphors.

Actually, these were the only reasons I was hired. I'm not even a very good juggler*. But, since there were no other applicants, these were good enough reasons to become the Court Fool for the stuffed Bunny chief of a fictitious clan...


*I still work with spheres, as opposed to clubs or other thing which have a specific orientation--
my goal is to eventually be able to juggle skein dhus.

Unsheathed.



Calvin & Hobbes are � by someone important, I forget who...nor do they know (or approve) that I'm using this...



For a bit of Star Wars Prequel silliness, read Dave Barry's essay, "Watch where you stick that light saber, pal!"


I got this background from someone, somewhere...if it's yours, and you want credit, let me know...

The weird pulsing spiral-thingies and the cool Fool are from Kyl's Medieval and Fantasy Clipart.

This feather-line-thing and the birds came from somewhere, too...I know I have those notes somewhere...I'll figure it out, or if anyone knows, they can email me, or sign my guestbook...



Speaking of cool Fools, check out

The Flying Karamazov Brothers!
These guys are great!
I hold The Flying Karamazov Brothers responsible for what passes (juggling pun intended!) for my juggling. See, I'd always figured that I was too uncoordinated to juggle, till I saw them in a Showtime special. They did this bit where Ivan comes out and says (as near as I can remember) "Juggling is a series of events--throws and catches--graphed against a continuum of time. This we call rythm. Music is also a series of events--notes and rests--graphed against a continuum of time. Now, logic tells us that if A=B and B=C, then A=C, therefore Juggling is Music!" And he goes on to prove it, with the help of Dmitri, by simultaneously juggling and playing a two-part Bach invention on the xylophone.
I also saw (PBS this time) them do The Juggling Version of Much Ado About Nothing. It was a regular presentation of the Bard's work, except that all the cast always juggled. Pretty cool, and sparked the creation of the aforementioned juggling version of "The Bruces' Philosophers Song".
so if you see me do it sometime, and think it's stupid, blame them....




Here's a silly place to waste your time...Totally Useless Office Skills.

And if by chance you're a professional fool, or juggler, or other performing artist, and would like to hook up with the doing-shows-for-schools crowd (which could be a very good thing, not least for the kids), go to this place...









David Blaine, Magic Man��ABC special 4/14/99
"For those who believe, no explanation is necessary.
For those who do not, none will suffice."

David Blaine defies anything that most people would define as reality. I, personally, support Charles de Lint's concept of "consensual reality",* i.e. that what we percieve as reality exists because enough people agree that it exists. Well, Mr. Blaine clearly lives by his own rules, not the ones most people agree on. Anyone who's seen his TV specials will understand.** My husband, the ever-practical twice-Capricorn (birth and ascendant) Androgen Skyewalker, maintains that it's all a TV trick. (Well, he doesn't actually maintain that. He just said that, 'cos he knew it'd piss me off. He's a great Devil's Advocate....or maybe that's ME, and he's just a regular guy...)ANyway, Mr. Blaine is pretty amazing. I'd really be loving it if you folks (being anyone who reads this) would let me know if you saw the show, and what you think. Sign my guestbook, or email me...


*Well, actually, he says it's not his, but since he doesn't remember who he got it from, I'm afraid he's stuck with it...
(if'n y'all don't mind, Mr. de Lint, sir...)
(grovel, grovel, salaam, grovel)


Speaking as someone with no authority in anything, anywhere, here are the Official Questions of the Millennium:
Is Nothing Sacred?


Do the Errors of A Wise Man Make the Rules for a Fool?


You get extra points or something if you know from what song I paraphrased that question, and even further no-basis-in-anything-resembling-relevance points if you know who wrote it.
No, it wasn't Kirk McLeod.
Try again.

Think of someone who was nominated for a 1998 Grammy in the "World Music" category.
That was a trick hint....the album that this was inspired by was released in, um, 1991, I think, and the album that was nominated was released in, um, 1998, I think...(Can you tell I have a problem with chronology?)


�
The book is to view, the Bunny is to sign...
I know these are the same pictures that're in Castle Mad, but I wanted the Bunny in here somewhere.



�� If you're feeling really, really foolish you can email me here. ��



**If you understand, things are just as they are.
If you do not understand, things are just as they are.




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the Fool would like to gratefully acknowledge the great Fools who have preceeded her, and from whose works she liberally steals whenever she feels like it: Monty Python, The Firesign Theater, The Beatles, The Flying Karamazov Brothers, Bill Shakespeare (and that crowd), Robin Williams, Dr. Seuss, Tom Lehrer, Carol Burnette, Stan Freberg, George Carlin, Mike Meyers, Gallagher, Charles M. Schultz, Elayne Boozler, the Goon Show, Douglas Adams, Lewis Carroll, A. A. Milne, Norton Juster, Bugs Bunny & all those Looney Toons, Peter Sellers, Rudyard Kipling, Mel Brooks, Gilbert and Sullivan, Tom Robbins, E. B. White, John Belushi, Bill Murray, Dan Ackroyd, Steven Wright, Rowan Atkinson, Professor Peter Schickele, and others to be added as I remember them...




Amergin Skyewalker is my own alter ego/persona, spontaneously produced out of thin air (at an Improbability Factor of two to the power of two hundred and seventy-six thousand, seven hundred and nine to one against) in the basement lounge of Ferlochen Brewery on March 22, 1999. Anyone else strange enough to claim to be either my real self, Geneva Eppes ni Seobhan, or my not-so-real self, Amergin Skyewalker, is not only ripping me off, but should have their head examined by a qualified mental health professional, post haste.




In the extremely improbable (nothing's impossible) off-chance that Mr. Lucas ever sees this, I must say that the use of "Amergin (the son-of-Mil bard who [was the first human to] first set foot on Erin's Isle) Skyewalker" and "May the Farce be wi' ye" is intended as a loving parody. Mr. Lucas' films have brought me much enjoyment, and enlightenment, for over 20 years (yes, I saw Star Wars the first day it opened).

(originally.)








These penguins have no significance whatsoever.
They may also explode without notice...



Amergin Skyewalker �* April 4,1999 by Twenty-First Century Fool, unLtd., a joint venture with MacRogue Petty Industries.















*unless Mr. Lucas or his lawyers strenuously object, in which case they'll probably let me know...