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Mother calls her a bold-faced thing
And will not receive her home
Father says that I'm a moon-calf
As she made my wits to roam
Parson damns her for a harlot
And bids me say my prayers
But it is a fine blue ribbon
She use to bind her hair
The one I bought special for her
At St. Audrey's Fair
She said for aye she'll wear that ribbon
That I did give her
And when she swears she's made of truth
I do believe her.
Well, the soldiers gave her presents
Brought from across the sea
The mill boys gave her scarves of silk
Webbed in their factories
The gentlemen gave her heads of lace
From Flanders, rich and rare
But it is a fine blue ribbon
She use to bind her hair
The one I bought special for her
At St. Audrey's Fair
They say she ne'er will have me
Because I guide the plow
That she could not be happy
Here, tending of our cows
To shame her with my poverty
I know I should never dare
But it is a fine blue ribbon
She use to bind her hair
The one I bought special for her
At St. Audrey's Fair
She said for aye she'll wear that ribbon
That I did give her
And when she leaves for good and all
I shall forgive her.
Music and words by Ockham's Razor
© 1996 Multiplicanda Music, Inc.