What follows is the text of VEENUSXX's(?) page in which she impersonates Princess Natalie, and tries to insult yours truly, toneindigo. The few insults which do come across were, most likely, directly stolen from a past Princess Natalie page. I wonder which AOL humorous insult list she plagiarized to come up with the rest of these little gems!
Princess Natalie's
REVENGE
Target
Princess Natalie presents Tone Indigo with the prestigious Royal Waste of Time award for outstanding banality in the home page category. Congratulations!
It has recently come to my attention that some piece of inbred sh*t going by the name of TONE INDIGO decided to wax critical on one of my dearest pals (who will not be mentioned here). Yes, it's true. ***collective gasp!*** Someone has finally stirred up my ire, but good. Got my goat so thoroughly that I decided to tell the world of the situation. It has all the elements of a heartbreaking story....innocent damsel, malicious intent, rancorous villain. This malign tumor of God's disgrace went trolling for unsuspecting websites and happened on my nameless pal. Without thought of any common decency whatsoever, TONE INDIGO decided to sign her guestbook and proceed to lambast her site with cruel remarks about her spelling. I'm sure TONE INDIGO laughed uproariously over her imagined wittiness. Kinda ironic considering her website consists of thoughts, opinions, and the comedic talents of Chevy Chase caliber. But that's not all........it so happens that my nearest and dearest friend suffers from dyslexia since childhood. A common condition and one not of disturbing importance, to be sure, but having been a personal witness to her daily struggles with illiteracy I take HUGE F*CKING OFFENSE. My friend did a damn fine job creating her website although even with the use of SpellCheck she had difficulties. It is a simple web page. Not of the grand scale as mine, but it is a triumph nonetheless. And to have this pig vomit come along and tear down the fragile walls of her confidence makes me want to kill. So kill I shall.....verbally.
What the hell is a
Tone Indigo?
A Tone Indigo's vocabulary consists of 3 words. Huh's, Uh's and Duh's.
Tone Indigo spends her days relaxing at Wal-Mart shoplifting.
Tone Indigo seems to think that the height of sarcasm is defined by the use of the expression "Hmm" which should be used 3 times in one sentence. Ex: Hmm....this site sure could use Tone Indigo 's unwelcome....hmm...opinion...hmm.
Tone Indigo's greatest claim to fame is cultivating the world's largest hemmoroid while sitting in front of her p.c. dreaming up new ways of inserting hmm's in her dialogue.
Tone Indigo has seen the softer side of Sears....and it shows in her wardrobe.
Tone Indigo has low self-esteem and a daddy complex stemming from childhood molestation.
Tone Indigo gets paid for uttering 5 words which are: "Thank you, please drive through".
Tone Indigo thinks foreplay is established by whispering "Hey Uncle Chester, you awake?"
Tone Indigo's sense of humour can only be compared to a damp mop.
Tone Indigo delights in maligning scholastically impaired individuals with an unsensitivity equalled only to that of a buck-toothed schoolyard bully.
You're right -- and the word is "insensitivity". --toneindigo
If 3 or more of these descriptions apply to you, then you might be a Tone Indigo.
This sudden outbreak of Tone Indigo's must be stopped! Eradicated from the face of the net and disposed of in the messiest and cruelest method possible. It is the only way to stop the onslaught of this redolent contagion endangering web surfers everywhere with it's powers of lameness!
The word should be "its" -- toneindigo
There were some other references -- a picture of an "odorgun" with a reference to it being your only defense, and (award for brass ones!) a mailto link to PRINCESS NATALIE'S MAILBOX! Yeah, you read it right -- this impostor page actually had a link to the email addy of the person being impersonated! Well, for that one, VEENUSXX or Chicky or whoever the hell you are, you get the award --