School Blues

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This story is about something that I heard Zack H. say during a baseball game I went to this spring. It was a good game, the Sabres won so bad it wan't funny, but that is not what this is about. What happened in the post-game is what struck me as very gay. Everybody was looking for a ride home, and a few people had cell phones. So Zack H. sees Zach L. with a cell phone. Then and there Zack H. says "Can I use your celly?." Celly. Thats just gay. If that is the new word for a cell phone no one should ever get another one and the people that do have "cellys" should throw them out and never think of them again, because I cannot think of anything more gay than to be carrying a "celly" where ever I go.

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French

Back in the day (about a month ago), I was in a french class. It was a hard to pay attention in that class and I remember the seating chart and the number of tiles on the wall better than I remember any french. I sat in the 5th columb from the door and 2nd row. In front of me was an empty desk, to my right was Jodi (not Jody) Dybsand, and in front of her was Michelle Wendel. Now some people might consider my seat to be worse than the electric chair, others might think the exact opposite. The truth is its both. Some days I would sit and talk without confrontation and without getting the skin and the back of my arm pinched off. Other days Michelle would pinch and repeat the same phrases over and over "FUN!, You're kind of a loser, You're almost cool, ect." and Jodi would make up names for me like JIG (Joe Is Gay). Now those days were the days that i wish i had the privilige to sit in the E-chair (these days usually occurred after my voice would crack, which was everyday for a couple weeks because i got sick). The point of this story is that I haven't spoken to either of them since, which I prefer not to, because my voice might crack.

4th Block Stories

I have 4th block English with Jacobsen and boy oh boy do we have some good times in that class. Like the time Legit (Chris Leggat) had to stay after for throwing pellets, or when he cracked his knees. Another good time was when Jacobsen told Steve that he ruined every bodies live or when she called him an amoeba because Schome Dogg turned his desk around to see if she'd notice before the block was over, well after about 15 minutes of Steve facing the opposite direction she noticed. She said "Steve are you an amoeba?" in her usually unusual voice. It is now a known fact in our English class that Steve has no backbone, a classic amoeba. So Steve is an amoeba, Schome Dogg is Colt45, Nick W. is a hacker, Zack reads The Ear, and Joey Salzer keeps Jacobsen distracted with questions while Legit throws pellets across the room at Mackenzie Olson.

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