The Pope goes to visit the Famous Seven Dwarfs, see? He is finishinghis treatise on comparative religions, and Dopey raises his hand to
ask a question.
"Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
"No, Dopey," responds the Pontiff, "there are not."
"Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in anywhere in Italy?" Dopey asked.
"No, Dopey," chuckles the Pope, "there are no dwarf nuns in Italy."
"Mr. Pope," Dopey askes pleadingly, " are there any dwarf nuns
anywhere in the world?"
"No, Dopey," the Pope says sadly, "there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
Then, softly...in the background, the six remaining dwarfs start
chanting...
"Dopey screwed a penguin. Dopey screwed a penguin..."
A new joke everyday.
Soon I will setup the archive of jokes.
