KYLE BROSLOFSKI
An A+ student, Kyle is the smartest of the four boys.
He is sometimes teased about being Jewish, although he doesn't understand why.
He has one brother, Ike, and his parents are Joseph and Sheila.
He plays tight end for his football team, the South Park Cows.
Says "you bastards" most of the time and "Oh my god, they killed Kenny" sometimes when Kenny is killed.
STAN MARSH,the leader of the group, star QB, and the only one with a girlfriend,
his sister Shelley beats him up for no reason. He has a gay dog for a pet. His parents are Randy and Carol Marsh.
ERIC CARTMAN 
Cartman is fat, stupid, obnoxious, and ignorant.
Needless to say, he's the funniest character on the show. Speaking in a whiny voice, he's quick to demand his beloved Cheesy Poofs and tease the other kids for various reasons.
His mom is featured on Crack Whore magazine, and concieved Cartman at the Drunken Barn Dance from herself, being a hermaphrodite.
KENNY McCORMICK 
Kenny is a poor, perverted (since he says dirty stuff all the time and is familiar with most genetalia) kid who cannot be understood by the viewer because his hood covers most of his face. He meets a grisly demise every week except two episodes (one obvious, the other quite subtle.)
