Query: My gerbil has acquired its own soundproof Rhythm Village.
What shall I do?
Chandler: Why not teach it to invert itself?
Query: I recently visited a Reject China Shop. Unfortunately, I was
unable to reject China. Help! (P.S. I would have got away with it if it
wasn't for those meddling kids.)
Chandler: Apply some appliqu� and you never look back.
Query: Why are you so funny?
Chandler: Extensive grouting.
Query: One day, my grandfather came back from the other side. He
told us to be sure and always switch the gas off when we go on holiday.
The gas has been off ever since.
Chandler: I've nothing to worry about there.
Query: The next day, my grandmother came back from the other side.
She taught me to excel.
Chandler: Seek medical assistance by going up to a point.