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"Hello, I'm Chandler from US TV's Friends programme.
I don't know what this is about, but apparently they
won't let me out of this box until I tell you."

Why not pose a question to Chandler, while he's still with us?

We'll being publishing some of his more coherent responses.

Previous Guest Stars

"Lively-long and extend."
"I be a Berlin sausage."
"O Parker? Recess done."
"Great sensations of the lover direct to true revolutionary."
"Don't I destroy my enemies, if I educate friends of them?"
"It is the friends who can in the morning call you with 4, which constitute."
"It you it hate. And then you destroy yourselves."
"Two things am endless: the universe and the human stupidity; I am not safe over the universe."
"Everyone carrying these crisp boots!"