So you think you're funny,
huh?
Well, don't think you're alone. You're just another one of the thousands
of inhabitants on this puny rock that fancy themselves a comedian. Or maybe
not. Maybe--just maybe!--you've got some real talent. "But how can I tell
for sure?" you may ask. Go ahead. Ask. Well, I'll tell you. You just mail
me your best joke(s), funny story(ies), insult(s), and/or stand-up
comedy routine(s) and if it(they) pass(es) my high standard(s), then you'll
know that you aren't just some funny-man wanna-be. You'll know that you've
made the cut. You've earned the respect of thousands. (While they're laughing
at you.) You'll be one of the few. The proud. The people whose jokes I've
posted on my page. Wanna try? Please? C'mon.
Note: To receive above mentioned pride,
respect, and recognition, please include the name you'd like your joke
to be "Submitted By". Thanks!
Finished mailing me? Click
here to go back. But if you just read all of this, and then decided
not to send me your joke, you are hereby declared a wus. And I'm afraid
there's a penalty for being a wus on this page. All wusses must click
here.
Stop!
Hey! Are you peeking where you aren't supposed to? Well, I'm sure you've
heard that curiosity killed the cat before, right? Next time you hear it,
pay attention! Nosing around this site is strictly illegal. So now I'm
going to have to resort to extreme measures. Go to directly to jail.
Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
My fool-proof disclaimer.
I reserve all rights to modify all jokes I've received for the purposes
of my page. I take no responsibility for insult caused by these jokes,
as they are not meant seriously and should not be taken so. I reserve the
right to insult your mother and your mother's mother. I take no responsibility
for ketchup stains of any kind, even if it is a new shirt. And if anyone
asks who threw an eraser at my english teacher recently, twasn't me.
Backward
Bound
Stop!
Hey! Are you peeking where you aren't supposed to? Well, I'm sure you've
heard that curiosity killed the cat before, right? Next time you hear it,
pay attention! Might learn something. And don't bother paying attention
now, cause you're already caught. Nosing around this site is strictly illegal.
So now I'm going to have to resort to extreme measures. Go to directly
to jail.
Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
This is a dead end.