The Test
If you don't know some of the answers on the Test then you're basically screwed. If you are still taking all of this by rote, then you really are screwed and you need to find a dictionary and look up the word "sarcasm." It's late and I'm tired, so give me a break!
Due to a complex problem concerning my access to cgi-bins, this test format is a bit weird. The questions are to the left. Please put your E-mail address and answers in the form mail thingamajig to the right. Make the subject anything you like, but make it interesting. I may give extra points to anyone that amuses me.
If you don't know an answer then either ask around or take a guess. Fair warning: entries that are obviously meant to be rude and insulting may be posted and ridiculed by myself or the Empress. I want a happy atmosphere here so please don't spoil it.
I'll respond to anyone who takes the test. I'll try to make sure it is within a week. Have fun!
Test Time!
| 1. Explain (however much you want to) the Dead Parrot reference. | |||||||||||||||||||
| 2. What is the pun in the URL? (Need a hint?) | |||||||||||||||||||
3. Identify the following important people: the Empress of the Universe, the Queen of the World, the Princess of Quite A Lot, and the Knight of the Realm
| 4. Who is George The Duck? | Extra Credit | How did you find The Circle? | Identify the individual that said this: "The first ten million years were the worst, and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million years I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline." | What is your favorite TV show from the 1980s? | When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? (Don't get mad at me! I like the Smurfs!) | If you live in the US, what is the motto of your home state? If you do not, what is the motto of your native country or city? | What is the meaning of life? | What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? |
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