This is how the page will function (or malfunction):

*When there is a major update in the JOKES, QUOTES, IDIOCY, or a guy named drew sections it will be noted in the update column on the main "jump page".

*The DAILY DOSE of ENLIGHTENMENT section will be updated every seven days or on ever Saturday, if not, then tough shit, we couldn't get around to it, so stop busting our balls.

*Actor of the Month and Meat of the Month will be updated monthly on the first of the month, hence the titles.

*Some email will be taken into consideration, some email will be deleted, I think you can figure out which of the two will be responded to.

*We work as a staff, so read the staff page to see who does what, then file your complaints or write your hate mail to the person intended.

*All editorials or film reviews written by Sam Scavonelli are the views and opinions of Sam Scavonelli and Sam Scavonelli only, they do not reflect the views and opinions of other Long Road staff members.

*There is no such thing as God.