Death from above came swiftly, the weather was just right for swimming in the Sahara, a man contemplated whether he could know anything at all, Tom Jones continually dodged underwear, and we logged onto the Internet.
End of the Long Road
A silly man's walk on the worldwide web.
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The Basics:*
Daily Dose of Enlightenment*
Updates:
Depth of Reality Beyond What is RealApril 1, 1999
--- OK, we broke down and decided to finally update the page. We ran out of beer, our cable was disconnected, and we started to feel bad that some people were coming here and they had to read the same old shit, but we were sadder that we had no beer or cable. drew has been updated and that's all. Should we have even bothered? Who knows? More updates shall follow (all criminal charges willing).
Jan. 15, 1999
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Does anyone actually come here? I didn't think so. If so, then we apologize for lack of updates. ("Lack of updates," is an understatement.) We've been busy doing other things more worthwhile to human emotional and mental growth. OK, we've been doing a lot of drinking and watching TV, we're a bunch of lazy shits. But no one really comes here, so until hordes of people come onto this site, updates shall be scarce. One last thing, a shout out (as they say in the groups we are not part of) to Geeky Jeff!!!Sept. 25, 1998
--- Download these
FONTS before you do anything else, please!!! This page will look plain and boring without them!!! I can not stress it enough, download these FONTS, now!!! Do it!!! Don't stop to think it over, just click on FONTS and add the fonts that get downloaded to your fonts folder, it should be in your windows folder on your hard drive (maybe not, in that case, sorry if I messed you up). If you've read this far and haven't clicked on FONTS, then you've wasted too much time already. Stop everything and download them!!! There, I think I've stressed it. Download them, bud.---So, this is the page, brand new, sparkling, tons of kinks, and fairly jumbled. Really, download the fonts. This is a general entertainment content provider mostly dealing in humor and comedy. There are also some other things that aren't so funny, but you can't be laughing all the time, now, can you? I didn't think so. This page is rather small right now, but it should grow once our medications take hold. Download the goddamn fonts. To understand how the page will work, read "The Basics" up top there. As always have fun, and drop us line or send us some suggestions on content.
we care a lot
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