No offense, but FAQ…

Frequently asked questions by those who take the time and effort to e-mail us…

*First and foremost, Sam Scavonelli is not retarded, not even a little bit; we will not drop him from the page; his views are his views and his views only; and whoever keeps sending him hate-mail at least once a week, please stop. That mail doesn't go directly to Sam, but is filtered through Mike Aptille who was generous enough to take on the task of going through all mail for the web site.

-No, we will not put up pictures of ourselves.

-Yes, with the exception of three names, those are our real names in the staff section.

-No, you can not have our home addresses to send us "stuff".

-We all prefer chocolate over vanilla (except Hamilton who dislikes both and favors strawberry and/or lemon).

-No, we do not get paid in any way for this page, but thank you for thinking that we do/did.

-Steve Haddon is not on any prescription medication which he is forgetting to take, nor is he an illegal drug addict. He is just plain strange and that's why his section is so damn weird.

-We can not join your cult, we already have a commitment to another and can only be obliged to one cult at a time.

-No, Jessica Ramirez is not single, nor does she want to join in on an online chat forum with you.

-Where is 'fancy' bred, in the heart or in the head? We don't know, so stop asking.

-Corky and Mongo are two people, and both are slack-asses. Even both of them working together and using all of their resources they are a couple of slack-asses.

-Yes, we will put up a link for your page in our LINKS section if and only if you tell every single person you know and every single person you meet about this page. Therefore, when you tell people about your page, tell them to access it through our site after they look and read everything on our site.

-We use both a deadbolt and a chain.