Why bad poetry?
The Crazy Ass Observer got an email: Dear Crazy Ass Observer,
I have a problem, and maybe you can do something about it.
I'm tired of innocently going to someone's web page and being brutally
assaulted by bad poetry! I realize the authors are children of divorced
parents, and maybe don't know any better, but is there a way to make them
stop? Last week's was the worst:
My armpit hair
Is very fair.
He says i need to Nair.
I told him no
And got on with the show
And now we're not getting married.
What did i do to deserve seeing that? And how can i make sure i never
see another piece of bad poetry online again?

What I tell you is true
Don't take that abuse!
Email the culprit
and tell them they make you spit.
Cuz if no one tells them that
they have no talent
they'll never know,
and we'll just get violent
because they'll never stop.
summer breezes
smoking enduced wheezes
I am the spark.
It's really quite simple, my friend.
Anyway, Dear writer:
I think it's supposed to be some sort of 'expression' of a persons 'individuality' when they make us suffer thru their bad poetry. I honestly don't know what to tell you, except...let them know they suck. Then they can go postal and track you down. :) Because you know how poets are. Crazy Asses!

Um...I'm prolly gonna get in trouble over this one.
here's hoping she doesn't log on!!


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