My dear non-czech friends,
I would like to introduce you to my home-country's political humor.
You probably won't get everything. You have to actually be there to understand some of the jokes.
Good boy, you see, how well you remember what you learned in 1989 on the "Vaclav-square".
(the velvet revolution on in Prague)
There was given the starting signal and we all ran off to the kapitalism. All had the same chance, especially us who knew where the start was.
Yes, this is Czech crap. But now you have to decide whether you want to be a consumer or a patriot.
The raport on the political situation here in the Czech Republic is simultaneously translated into gesture language.
we need money for our instruments. does anyone of you play tennis?
I don't say that the Czech are rasists, but our little Peter prefers staying at home.
Yes, there's a bridge. But we are used to find our Czech way.
In what did we succeed last year? Really succeed, I can assure you without any hesitation, really succeed, we did in drinking.
our village doesn't need any NATO. If there'll be a problem, we'll call the "magnificant seven".
We are actually the laboratory of Europe. Here we test what happens if beer is mixed with husian blod.
(Jan Hus was a famous reformator - he critisized tha katholic church about a hundred years before Luther came. He was burned on the stake)
I don't have one but three wishes. Inflation, you know.
This is "the international coorperation". The Vietnamese sell Polish garden-dwarves to the Germans here at our's
I always said "Water is a minx" - Beer wouldn't ever have done this to you!
