Caption Comments: Wonderful read of the still! I laughed my ass off at this one. I know that AgentQ's got tons of funny as hell stuff out there, but for some reason, I remembered this one right away.
Capper Comments: F*ckin' funny! Always looks deep inside the still and tells a little story. You'll NEVER see a "sorry, not interesting WITH graphics" cap from AgentQ. When I grow up, I wanna be an Agent...
AgentQ:
"Howdy folks! Welcome to Hank's Furniture Repair Show. Today, we're gonna do a little work on these railings--" *snap* "Whoa!" *crash*
Caption Comments: Q has twenty millions funny captions. And that's an exaggeration. But it is a lot, and of all of the, I liked this one to represent his humor. Why? Because it's such a damn longshot--few, few cappers would take a chance to try to scribe this kind of scenario--two bumbling idiots running over each other in an attempt to sell their vaccuum. Any brave enough to attempt it, having faith their audience could understand it, would run into countless barriers trying to make it hilarious in the limited screengrab, and getting the idea to come across. This one? Just another in the night for Q. But I loved it immediately, and knowing it was more of a risk than "hey we can use this to have sex with each other" cap a lot of folks would have made makes it even better.
Capper Comments: I started capping with a small group of cappers,
and we were making each other laugh, so we weren't in a hurry to welcome
others. But of course we ended up making many more friends, and AgentQ
was one who arrived on the scene with a boom. From day one I've always
thought him one of the funniest human beings on the net, and I don't think
I can get more complimentary than that. He consistently cracks me up and
since he first started capping my biggest complain is that he isn't on
more often. Every great capping session is short of perfection if the Agent
is on business elsewhere. His ability to mine each screengrab until he
hits comic gold impresses me to no end. And that's the end. Oh, I might
suggest getting a webpage, too--think of what he could do when he wasn't
limited to just screengrabs the SFC demon tosses at him!
Many more happy lives, Q!
AgentQ:
Wait, what are you doing? -- I just wanna... -- No, get out! -- But... -- No, you stand here! -- I just wanna... -- Would you just stand back there?!
Caption Comments: Not too many captioneers understand what Q's using as a reference here...and dammit, that's why I love it.
(Ref's from Weller's "Of Unknown Origin" BTW, Superrat lives!!)
Capper Comments: Ah, Q...Q...Q... why is it we still remember that friggin rat?
Why won't SFC show the film...
Why do I use periods so much...
Ah, hell with it, why ask why...
On to the asskissing...
*applies chapstick*
Q's always been, and always will be one of my fav cappers to bash with because well, he doesn't seem to have any sacred cows, enjoys many of the movies I fancy, and hot damn, the guy sure knows how to die (soooooo many gooey deaths. Bravo!). Plus he manages to break my spleen open in the meantime with his capping gems. Fer chrissakes, you know how hard it is to clean spleen juice?! And no, lemon doesn't help! Bah!
Now it's time for some rat tartar...
AgentQ:
"You wanna play games, rat? You wanna dick around with my submarine? Well, I'll learn you a thing or two. I'll trash this puppy first! Where's my bat?"
Caption Comments: Typical AgentQ showing the rest of us how to take a crap screengrab and weave caption gold from it. That's what Q is, an alchemist. Needless to say, he has a tendency to die a lot so keep Pie Graph Man's number on your Rolodex.
Capper Comments: Q is a mystery. An enigma. He sneaks in, fills the room with gut-bursting captions brimming with mirthful insanity and then zips off to fight the forces of good or sell life insurance or whatever the heck he does for a living. I consider him to be one of the true masters who should be applauded, held on a pedastal as an example of what capping should be like, and admired for his never-ending talent and sense of humor. He's one of the many cappers I aspire to share the caliber of and one day I may just cause one of those deaths and step into his shoes. Perish the thought.
AgentQ:
"And there, on the hatch, was a hook!" "That makes no sense! A scuba-diving homicidal madman?" "I had to tailor the story for the occasion." "I hate you."