BuckFifty


KINGDINOSAUR:

Caption Comments: Excellent use of material. Digs deep into a dark sense of humor. Definitely a thinking man's caption. Is it for sale?

Capper Comments: I don't get much of a chance to caption with BuckFifty since our capping shifts don't overlap too often.


BuckFifty
"The wife doesn't know this, but we can get 50Gs each on the black market..."
DiscoBoy:

Capper Comments: Buck is a truly hilarious human being. And he has a movie fetish, which can't be all bad.


BuckFifty:
"FAR!" *runs* "*pant* *pant* *pant* NEAR!" *runs* "*pant* *pant* *gulp* FAR!" *runs* "*pant* *gulp* Fuck it! You kids get the idea!" *Grover passes out*
clover:

Caption Comments: Like many of Buck's caps, this one is one you have to read twice in order to really get the full force of the cap. You read it once and you chuckle. Read it again and have to laugh out loud. Read it a third time and you spontaneously combust.

Capper Comments: BuckFifty is a consistantly funny guy. Almost everything he throws up is a gem. And for that, he has become a 'Cap Legend'. All us 'old skool' cappers can atest to that. If ever you want a good chuckle, or a almost pee your pants laugh, BuckFifty is your man.

All this and Canadian to boot. BuckFifty...we salute you. *enter Canadian National Anthem*


BuckFifty:
"Yeah, when I die, I wanna go like me Grandpa. Quietly in his sleep, not screaming like his passengers..."
JoeCrow:

Caption Comments: Good ol' down to earth, born in the USA cappin'
>From WHERE?
Ah... close enough

Capper Comments: Iroquivocably (is that a word? (sounds like an indian nation)) anyway...one of the funniest people to cap with. No lame caps. Consistantly funny and never fails to make me chortle what ever the hell that means...
I like it


BuckFifty:
"Are you there God? It's me, Margar..." *SHUT THE HELL UP YOU WHININGBITCH!* "God?" *F*CK OFF!*
YingYang:

Caption Comments: Hilarious, as always!

Capper Comments: Buck is sort of the leader of the cappers, in my mind, He's always on his game,but who could expect any less of the man who brought us "You're Shittin' me Theater"?
 

[Editor Note: I believe Hippie is the Capper who is credited with originating Your Shittin me Theater]


BuckFifty:
"I'm here to chew bubble gum and to screw the hell out of some horses...and I'm all out of gum..."
Hippie:

Caption Comments: If you've ever gone through a professor evaluation at college you can only wish they went this well. As for this caption, the answer is definitely "c."

Capper Comments: The only thing keeping BuckFifty from filling my caption gallery and making my list of the best Captioneers is just that the wuss needs sleep (Oh, I kid). Buck is hilarious, and every once in a while I get suckered into camping before the vampire hours just 'cause he or JoeCrow happen to be on. Thank goodness there's something in the daylight worth staying awake for. 


BuckFifty:
"Ok, before I brutally murder you, I'd like to ask you a few questions on this survey here...1) Has your stalker been: a)frightening, b)annoying, c)laughable...
Neoknight:

Caption Comments: I love it! that, and I think I've flown on a few flights that this guy piloted. 

Capper Comments: Buck's a master in his feild, that's for sure. He's been there since I got in, which was about two years ago, and probably before that, making him my superior, I guess. Does that mean I have to salute?


BuckFifty:
"Hi, I'm your Captain. *hic* We'll be flying at about 40 000 feet today. Pretty f*ckin' high up huh? Ooo boy, shouldnt'a had the fish... *vomits*"
Jazzsoda:

Caption Comments: Had to dig through Buck's gallery to find this one, but it was well worth it. The look on the punk's face makes the cap even funnier. Absolutely perfect use of the screengrab, and very funny.

Capper Comments: BuckFifty's got me paranoid that there are great cappers out there who I've never been able to cap with. I've only shared the gallery with him a few times, and I spent the whole time amazed that such a great capper had eluded my detection for so long. He does it all: he's inventive, he's consistant, and he has the ability to really get his head into a cap rather than going for the obvious joke. It may help that he's from the goofiest country I've ever been to, but that might just be a coincidence. It must be all the woodland creatures who hang around him like sidekicks in some kind of demented Disney picture, whispering strange nothings in his ears. It's a wonder he doesn't break into song more often.

amycamus:

Caption Comments: A BuckFifty caption in its purest form - that is, missing all those impure thoughts that generally characterize this master capper's oeuvre, but still funny as hell.

Capper Comments: Oh Canada, oh Canada!

Thanks to Buck, Caption This! can claim to be an "international" site. But more important than this invaluable contribution, Buck brings a warm communal spirit, a sharp and irreverent wit, and the best searchable cap gallery on the net. For this, and for his ability to withstand a constant onslaught of Canadian jokes, he has my undying admiration. In the annals of Caption This!, Buck's lengthy absence from the gallery due to lack of a computer was an event of historic and tragic proportions...


BuckFifty:
"Um, you have the right to a loaf of bread, a quart of milk, two sticks of butter, some whipped cream...Wait a minute...wrong list. Sorry about that."
soth:

Caption Comments: I can't help but laugh when I see this one. "Butter Bags." That's just plain funny.

Capper Comments: BuckFifty has been here a lot longer than I have. (I'm relatively new, compared to many cappers) He is downright funny. Every caption he puts up never fails to bring a laugh from me. My feeble words couldn't describe his originality, creativity, and hilarity.

All hail the undisputed king of Easily Distracted Anything, Suicide Squirrel, God and Margaret, and "You're Shittin' Me Theater."


BuckFifty:
Tonight on Easily Distracted PC Man. "Of course I believe that women are the total equal to m...HOLY SHIT! LOOKIT THE BUTTER BAGS ON THAT ONE!!"
Artanas:

Caption Comments: Kinda makes you wonder what she does with those 'pots'...

Capper Comments: Buck's humor runs the gamut. Everything from the subtle to a talking, gun-toting squirrel?!  Mighty strange one, this Canadian is, must be all that cold air...or the talking woodland creatures.  Yeah must be them, they can get annoying. What, with their talk of political uprising and stagnant fiscal policies bordering on a letharic sloth-like action in regards to the common structure of....

ACK!


BuckFifty:
Tonight on Biography: Margot Kidder. "AHHH!!! They're magically fuckin' delicious! *rocking back and forth* Purple Horseshoes, Purple Horseshoes..."
animebabe:

Caption Comments: Instant food, Muppet show and boiling bunnies! Must be a Buck cap! What a thing to think of, based on a boiling pot of water! 

Capper Comments: I remember when, way back in '98, Buck first said hi to me in the gallery! I actually felt like a capper then, and also realized that CT had taken over my life.. and it's cappers like this that I blame! Buck always manages to find something in a grab, from Suicide Squirrel, to Paco to YSMT, and you know you are gonna laugh when you see him blow into the gallery.

WARNING: capping with Buck will make it almost a certainty that you will be caught at work! Don't say I didn't warn you!


BuckFifty:
The Swedish Chef stars in Fatal Attraction, tonight on You're Shittin' Me Theater... "...bork bork bork...Und we put de bunny inder pot..."
UnReality:

Caption Comments: This has got to be one of the strangest captions I have ever had the good fortune to see pop up on my screen (and the main reason I don't order from Dominoes anymore).

Capper Comments: BuckFifty is funny, plain and simple. Deal with it.


BuckFifty:
Caution: Contents include midgets that have been starved and poked with pointy sticks for three days.
AgentQ:

Caption Comments: Mythology meets the business world. That Herc in Accounting, he's one big motherfucker.

And another thing! That bastard O'Shane has gone mad with power! Turning people to stone for failing to double-space a memo? Now if the coffee was cold, I'd understand, but sheesh.

Capper Comments: BuckFifty was one of the first daytripping cappers who really made me laugh consistently. It was the likes of fellas like he, Geier, MadSigntist and MirandaRamsey who led to my dividing my time up pretty equally between the late-night infomercial crew and the prime-time SeaQuest-bashers. Not to mention the fact that he's Canadian. Canada exports lots of good comedians. That, and they got that fuckin' leaf. Canada rocks!

I always liked Buck's handle, too. In addition to the obvious allusion to some loose change, it always somehow managed to evoke the image of some '30s-style science-fiction serial hero. We now return to "Buck Fifty Conquers the Universe"! Tonight's episode, "We Can't Afford the Doomsday Device".


BuckFifty:
Meanwhile in the office of Dan 'the Basilisk' O'Shane "I asked for this to be double spaced Miss Sharpe...*stare*"
E_B_A:

Caption Comments: Yep. If George Carlin was a fugitive, THIS would be his giveaway. Buck's a master at painting grim, gritty pictures of things gone awry. Maybe that's part of living in Canada.

Capper Comments: Buck and Cave. I remember when the two were practically inseperable. Buck and Cave. I usta love rippin' up SeaQuest with this pair of whackos. Buck and Cave. Don't get to see Cave too much anymore. Buck likes to poke his head in sometimes late on the weeknights and give us a chitter or two and a laugh to go with 'em. Buck and Cave. And people think there's no talent in the daytime. Phooey!


BuckFifty:
George Carlin is the Fugitive... "Shit!"  "GET HIM!" "Piss!" "HE'S OVER HERE!" "Fuck!" "OVER HERE!" "Cocksucker!" "BRING THE DOGS!" "Motherfucker..."
Dairai:

Capper Comments: I don't envy many people. I envy Buck. I know I could never be that funny, and sure as hell not that consistently, to save my ass.
He's cute, too.
Hey, no one said I had to edit this for content...

Lanzman:

Capper Comments: Buck is the first capper I really noticed, back when I first started. He never fails to make me laugh out loud, and his caption gallery is just great.

DanZero:

Capper Comments: BuckFifty? He's the reason why I'll stay capping for a good long time! He's the inspiration to my cap gallery, and hell, even his name history is cool :) He keeps the crowd going with humourous anecdotes and awesome caps....He's sort of like the life of the CT party....hell, CT is always a party, but BuckFifty makes it better. :)

Angel_Noir:

Capper Comments: Suicide Squirrel. What else needs to be said? I laugh my ass off everytime he chitters. Buck has a great talent of come at ya out of left field. The caps have great humor and timing. He caps the way most comedians do stand up. Very funny!

Agent_Moldy:

Capper Comments: Funniest Canuck on the block!  Always (stress the always part) makes me laugh.  And he keeps his hockey hair in check (pun intended).  Ya gotta like that.

144b:

Capper Comments: Ol' $1.50. is there nothing can't do ? The Cappers' capper. He gets in there lets off a few jawcrackers and he's out of there. As like a NASCAR pit stop. One of the first sites I ever went to. And then I saw a caption of mine. Wow!! Sell my clothes, I'm going to heaven ! One of the greats of the CT.

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