Caption Comments: Because it's true! And after they take MST3K off the air, well, I don't think that an audience will even be a problem, 'cause there won't be one!
Capper Comments: Is there anyone who's more friendly on CT? Maybe, but even so, do they get as many snuggles and smooches as this guy? I think not. Heheheh. Seriously though, Dan can rip off a good cap when he tears himself away from the ladies.
DanZero:
Another "captivated" and "normal" Sci-Fi Channel audience.
Caption Comments: I looked at this twice and missed the knife.
Good call DanZ
Capper Comments: I regret that I must disagree NeoK...
I do have a problem with the spyder though, it won't find DanZero or
E_B_A, beats me as to why but they're both there....
Trust me, OK don't trust me, go to
http://www.jersey.net/~joecrow/old/cap87.htm
and see for yourself. Sheesh...
I don't know who's worse, you or my wife....
OK, she's worse, she won't believe a word I say.
144b:
Caption Comments: Dan holds a mirror to the ugly face of Hollywood glamour and lets it slip.
Capper Comments: Dan Zero is an odd duck. One one hand he sometime works blue. On the otherhand, it's a Nole Coward play of capitioning. And then on the other hand, uh....wait Dan Zero doesn't have three hands. Aw screw it. DZ is a laugh riot.
DanZero:
Yeah, I stabbed my producer in the head with a knife....look behind you
Caption Comments: Umm, I think I forgot which cap I chose....OH YEAH! I think this is clever! that damn fine print will getcha EVERY time!
Capper Comments: Well, Dan was the first one to talk to me... and we started talking anime right away. Dan cracks me up! He sees things that other people don't see... and can come up with some great stuff! Just quit being so hard on yourself buddy! :)
YingYang:
Caption Comments: Well, that battleship in "ST:IV" had to be named after something!
Capper Comments: DanZero's an excellent capper, who always lightens the mood with his humor. He's very inventive and unique with his captions.
DanZero:
(Some restrictions apply, Quadrant to Quadrant transportation only, Speed Limit Warp Factor 2, Not responsible for Romulan attacks)
Caption Comments: Showing a classic DanZero humor, this cap kicks butt in so many ways...but mostly cause it mocks the Colonel, who I've a personal grudge with since Project A-ko. *grin*
Capper Comments: I can't think of any particular cap of Dan's...but I just wanted to get on his case for not mentioning me...AHEM...he should just be happy I haven't turned him over to my grunts. :)
Anyway, Dan's a sweet guy...one of the funnest to talk to on CT so far. He's a laugh riot, and knows anime for those times I crack the obscure in jokes.
He even got ICQ so he could talk to me longer. He can do that, and yet he can't even mention me in his profile...bitter? no, I don't get bitter. I get even. *grabs her supersoaker* All right, Foo Fan..I'll give you a ten second head start..GO. Muhuhahahahaha!
DanZero:
Colonel Sanders in: We Did Chicken Wrong All This Time.
Caption Comments: My god, I didn't think that anyone knew Alien Sex Fiend. I've been zombiefied. DZ, it was appreciated.
Capper Comments: I think I have capped with DZ once or twice, but when lurking I caught this gem. Out of nowhere, unforgetable.
DanZero:
It's Alien Sex Fiend, checking for bustlines again!
Caption Comments: You've got to hand it to Dan. Taking time out of his busy capping schedule to hit on the screengrabs...that's dedication. Or is it desperation? I get those so confused. I should probably stick to the script.
Capper Comments: Lock up the horses and tie up the women, friends and neighbors, 'cause there's a new sherrif in town. And his name is Zero. DanZero's a funny and friendly capper, making sure that you feel welcome and that you fall out of your chair laughing. That his captions don't wind up in more caption galleries (including my own) does seem odd, but it can't last. He just wasn't made for capping obscurity.
DanZero:
Hello! ;)
Caption Comments: This cap cracks me up because I can just imagine what someone (especially Dan) would look like wearing this kind of protection.
Capper Comments: I've had the dubius honor of participating in the "DanZero Chat Room" a few times. But when Dan gets down to business (and you all know what I mean) he is a superior capper. During the infamous "Dominion Challange," I remember watching him knock off one hysterical cap after another and saying "I'll be damned! The boy can do it after all!"
DanZero:
Tomorrows weather? Better wear my lead vest and my anal protector...
Caption Comments: I have an affinity for caps that ask "So, ummm, does this show have a storyline, or are they not supposed to have them anymore?"
Capper Comments: Tiger with the ladies. I was in the CT room when Dan was goosing all the ladies in the house... AnimeBabe squealed. I laughed. DanZero has a way with the screengrabs, too. He was one of the many who was always around when I got started... funny funny man. Watch out for him. He's GOING PLACES!
DanZero:
We need a SCRIPT, AND A PLOT, NOW! OVER AND OUT!
Capper Comments: DanZero is one of the best cappers I know.. and he's quite the ladies' man. And *sniff* he's lured me in and now I'm like a fly, flying blindly into his web. Keep it up Dan!!! =)
DanZero:
When Zero is on the case.
Caption Comments: What's this? An insight into the world of a capper? A real life soap oprea unfoiding in front of us? Oh heavens no!!!
Capper Comments: DanZero, one of many cappers on the Ct that crack me up. DZ like to be the (in street lingo) a player wit' the hounies. The Ct answer to Casanova. DZ's interplay with the likes of Animebabe and others of the female gender, or we think they are, may be scandalous, but it's something I wish I could do. I did try once whit amycamus, Whoops!!!
DanZero:
"So, you scored with Dai again last night, eh Zero?"
Capper Comments: Dan can sure make a body feel welcome on the gallery. He also has a unique appreciation for commercials, which leads to quite a few hilarious caps :) And you've gotta admit the boy's enthusiastic - about anime, SciFi in general, snagging Bill Shatner in a bear trap... he readily and proudly lends his talents to many such worthy causes )
He comes up with good costumes, too. That always counts for extra points :)
Capper Comments: The dude's funny, if only in the way that he's so humble. You gotta hand it to the guy for trying. On the other hand, according to JoeCrow's handy-dandy caption search engin, there's not a caption out there on the web with his name on it. I may have to change that, in the indeterminable "tomorrow" when I figure out how the heck to make a web page, not to mention a caption gallery!
Capper Comments: DanZero is a classic and timeless flirt. They just don't make'em like that anymore....
DZ, you're obviously smart, and quick, and clever, and ALL in spite of being B&T. Hah!
Capper Comments: About Dan: I've got to say, he has stole my heart!!! He is a GREAT capper, and always makes everyone laugh. If anyone could finally kill Shatner, it's Dan!!!Love you,honey!!!!