Capper Comments: He's pure evil personified. He likes beating up old ladies, thrusting his hands down the pants of young children, and ripping those tags off mattresses. And don't get too close to him, or else you're liable to get a "back door entry".... What? I thought you were asking about DarthVedder.... DavidVader? Oh, um... Nevermind!
DavidVader:
Kate Mulgrew? MAKEUP!
Capper Comments: D.V. is a two fisted capper that slams the weak and timid out of his friggin' way. Verry funny in the turning of a canned cap into a big yoke. A true monster capper.
Capper Comments: DV always seems to be around when I stop in to Cap. Although, I don't remember any such instances as "beating up old ladies," and "thrusting hands down children's pants". Perhaps I'm missing something in the humor. Maybe not, though I always seem to laugh anyway!