Caption Comments: Johnny Cochrane, eat yer heart out!
Capper Comments: I've only capped with Dibbley a few times, but he's a fast thinker when it comes to hilarious captions!
Dibbley:
If the glove don't fit... it must... be.... legit.... No no, that's not right.
Caption Comments: Great. Maybe not Dibbley's funniest caption--he's done tons of them, he's been there since I first was. But I figured we could all use a screengrab just for us. Enjoy, and tell 'em Hippie sent ya.
Capper Comments: Dibbley rocks. Only wish our capping schedules crossed more, he's always a laugh. He's one of the only guys not Joe, Gulo, or Jazz that I remember from the early days. And you only stand out on CT! when you're funny, you know that. Or if you're deadlyringer.
Dibbley:
I give this movie two thumbs up.
Caption Comments: Not one of his more recent works, but definately
one his best.
Borgasm has since become a household phrase....
OK, so my house is a lttle different than yours.
Capper Comments: Simple, direct and to the point humor, with
explicid sexual overtones.
That's what makes me laugh. It actually made me stop a moment and think
if Borgs really had orgasms.
So.. I'm easily side-tracked.
I'm also mandated, and if I get around to looking that up, I'll get
back to him on that.
Dibbley:
He's having a borgasim.
Caption Comments: Funny captions out of thin air, Magic? No, Dibbley!
Capper Comments: From his listed capping times and his failure to be around to cap with as often as I'd like him to be, I deduce that Dibbley lets real life get in the way of capping far too often. My prescription? He should give in to temptation and JOIN US! Or perhaps it's better to get Dibbley captions in moderation... I doubt it, but they say too much of a good thing, etc...
Dibbley:
Hey buddy, give Teddy a hit on that.
Caption Comments: Oh yeah, who among us hasn't dreamed of sneaking up behind a couple of old ladies, Louisville sluggers in hand and pitchin' in a little batting practice? HUH? HUH? Um, was that out loud?
Capper Comments: It's unfortunate that I don't get to cap more often with Dibbley, he's got some pretty funny stuff. And hey, the man who started up the Caption This webring can't be all that bad either!
Dibbley:
A tragedy occured when drunken mexicans mistook Aunts Edna and Ethel's heads for pinatas.
Caption Comments: Comon...like Scotty wouldn't just jump at the chance?
Capper Comments: It seems rare that Dibbley and I cap together, but when we do, he can really make me laugh. He's subtle with his humor...and for me that's what makes him funny.
Dibbley:
"Aye, I can do it Captain, but to do it painted blue and naked, that's another story.
Caption Comments: Eat your heart out Doug Henning!
Capper Comments: Dibbley's got a knack for exploiting the tiniest of screengrabber images and bending them to my liking. Much like the escort service he runs on the side. When in need of a laugh, or a hot night with Suzy Gazoongas, call Dibbley.
Satisfaction guaranteed or your legs snapped.
Note to Dibbley: Send some MAGIC my way in the form of Topheavy Tina... check's in the mail...
Dibbley:
At home liver transplants. Not surgery...MAGIC!
Caption Comments: Dibbley is good at many things. One of them is finding something perverse and sexually maladjusted about ANY screengrab. Don't get me wrong. I LIKE that about him. Here's a classic example.
Capper Comments: Dibbsta never ceases to amaze me. He caps at any time and at any palce, on any thing. He runs threads perfectly, seeming to understand them much better than I do. He's not afraid to fight those pesky crappers who show up and try and ruin our good fun. And he's one of the few cappers out there who I consider a real friend. Perhaps one day we'll meet. It will be a dark day, and there will be fear in the hearts of children and men and women alike. By the way, Dibbley has been capping since nearly day one of "Caption This" so give the man his respect, or I'll slap ya!
Dibbley:
John Hurskerbrugmeister: Inventor of the Naughty Barbie.
Capper Comments: The phantom capper! Dibbley is singlehandedly resposible for me winning omniknight's MVSQC award. For that, he has my thanks. For his witty caps, he has my praise. I like to think of Dibbley as the capper's middle ground. When ever the late nighters get a little crazy, he calms us down with a good "down to earth" funny cap. Keep lurking!