Caption Comments: Soon to be a classic part of the Margot thread.
If it was thought up on the spot, genius. If it was thought up
ahead of time, must have killed the poor guy to sit on it, waiting for
just the right still.
Capper Comments: I really don't get to cap with Hanover as much as I'd like to. It was also very hard to choose just one cap of his to post here. So many are well thought out. EuroShatnerLand and the thermostat one from Cocoon stand out also. Funny might as well be guaranteed from Hanover.
HanoverF:
o/` Kidders got a gun... what will her sea monkies dooo .... she's got a 56 IQ o/`
Caption Comments: The F in HanoverF must stand for Funny....
Capper Comments: I haven't seen HanoverF in a while, but I'm seriously impressed by his web site here!! Great job, Hanover!!
HanoverF:
Liveing in a GAP was hard at first... but you get to meet so many people!"
Caption Comments: They're always coming up with new ways to do it
Capper Comments: He built this city on Rock and Roll
Thanks Han...
Just keep me wonderin'
HanoverF:
"Splendor in the Active Volcano"
Caption Comments: I love Trek--not quite a Trekkie, but I can name episodes by their numbers and distinguish between the season with Kirk's green shirt and his beige one. Okay, maybe I'm a bit of Trekkie... Actually, I like the show and movies a lot, but even as loyal a crew as the Enterprise is, you know they must do this on the bridge sometime. Hanover merely found the perfect words to fit in that ever-so-limited caption box.
Capper Comments: HanoverF built this site. Since you're here, that alone must impress the hell out of you. But furthermore, he's a hilarious guy and a loyal Captioneer--hell, he's there more often than I am these days. And he gets getting funnier by the 'grab. Give him his props. No, not those props, those are Carrot Top's. Yeah, those, right there. Thanks.
HanoverF:
"More Power, More Power, I'm an impotant jerk, so I always need more power!" "May I?" "Sure!" "McCoy, bring this red-shirt my carelessness killed back to life, McCoy, tell me the future..."
Caption Comments: Lemme tell you, ever since I saw this caption, it has become a personal favorite. The phrase "we are the true master race" gives me a chuckle everytime I even THINK about it.
Capper Comments: HanoverF is a quirky character who plays by his own set of rules. He's quick, has a unique style, and really brightens up the room. Give him a big hug and a wet, licoricy kiss.
HanoverF:
"This is Walt Disney calling all the ships at sea, I just want to say... Surrender now, we are the true master race! Hey! Let me go, I'm not done yet!"
Caption Comments: A sick, disgusting cap at the expense of a misunderstood man who's dead and can't fight back, based on a grotesque urban legend that doesnt hold one bit of truth to it. I love it.
Capper Comments: A damn funny guy who's been very patient with my caption comments. This site and "Caption Shat!" were both great ideas.
HanoverF:
Roy Disney at home... "Damn it, Sue, your supposed to leave that head in the freezer! Oh Hell, the cat's been at it!"
Caption Comments: hanoverF has a great gallows humor.
Capper Comments: HanoverF, is very funny and has one of the biggest sights devoted to cappers. The stories are a scream. I love the other Ct subs. he came up with. LOL on TBN) A true genius (SIC).
HanoverF:
Sadly the saying is true, you never see the cannonball with your name on it
Caption Comments: Now, if I had gotten this screengrab, I would've gone for the "Shining" reference. But Han is nothing like me, for which you should all be thankful....
Capper Comments: Let's have a toast for the host with the mostest! Thanks for the cool site! Woo-hoo!
HanoverF:
Unlike most people, Bob Villa's descent into insanity was almost instantaneous
Caption Comments: Hanover, you done did it now! You managed to piss off all those damn Sheens and that insufferable Slater!
Hot damn boy, RUN!!!!!!
Capper Comments: One of the things that I look for in CT is to mingle cap ideas, what I refer to as 'bouncing' off others. Hanover's excels in this category. He builds on ideas greatly, creates others in the process and still manages to throw in a good share of creative jiggly caps. All in all, a favorite of mine to cap with since there sooooo many possibilities.
Another note...he's one sick bastard, the world needs more sick bastards! Keep 'em twisted, no need for niceties!
And he looks great in lederhosen, not many people can make that look work for them.
HanoverF:
This Sunday Sunday SUNDAY it's White Line Fever as Charlie Sheen and Christian Slater race Cross Country!
Caption Comments: This is the first cap I remember Han making, and it was one hell of a first impression. I mean yeah, the screengrab's covered with dandruff but I could care less. The perfect mining of the screengrab's potential, as well as the tweaking of reality, pathetic characters, and a reference to one's childhood, this is what capping's all about. There's this great tension between the characters even after the joke, like "Okay. What are we going to do now?" "How 'bout your place?" that you see on their faces.
Capper Comments: I haven't filled out one of these things for Han yet? What a king-sized knob I am! From the first time I saw Han in the gallery, my "Captioneer" alarm started goin' off like a freakin epileptic organ grinder's monkey. No slow build-up, no weeks of mediocre caps while skills were developing, just a great capper born fully-formed. Han is a true master of the cosmically pathetic character. Most of Han's best caps involve people you should feel sorry for, but you can't help but laugh at, cackling like a hyena until your landlord threatens to call the SWAT team. The rural smokie trying to see how far he can fit a shotgun into his mouth comes to mind, quite often. Or the crazy old man trying to buy a car with a Pez dispenser. Han's always a sight for sore eyes, be it in the gallery, the lounge, or as a material witness in a court of law. Han came to the party late, but has more than earned his place curled up around the toilet at the end of the night.
HanoverF:
Whats that sign say? "Must be this tall to enter house of ill repute."
Caption Comments: Not many people remembered that Marlon Brando was scheduled to do another semi-porn film after "Last Tango In Paris". It was to be a remake of a Robert Mitchum film with the typical porn-pun titled "Night of the Humper". Due to public outcry Brando was forced to back out of the movie. Seems seeing Marlon naked was more than most people could take.
Capper Comments: Han's become a permanent fixture at Caption
This! during the past year. You're as likely to find him there late at
night as you would the blinking banner. Fortunately, HanoverF is a much
more welcome sight than the banner. The guy has unbelievable stamina
and obviously no kinda life whatsoever.
Han also took the reins and is helping organize our little sarcastic
community. Just think how much time he has spent putting together this
website. He has to read all of these entries PLUS create parodies of the
Satellite News website each week. HanoverF's becoming well-known for constant
captions dealing with running gags, but I've found he is funniest when
he's just creative.
HanoverF:
Wow, Brando only shows you the Love and Hate testicle tattoos if he really likes you!
Caption Comments: I've always been amused by the demythologizing of superheroes. No, don't ask me why. It's one of my quirks. And this is a great example of that.
Capper Comments: I'd be remiss if I didn't say something about the maintainer of this site. Hanover (aka HanoverFiste, another handle I love the sound of) is always fun to cap with, and is almost always to be seen when the late night party is in full swing. And speaking of backpatting, I have to admit that this is definitely one of the best caption-related sites around, an instant favorite with a great point of view. Keep it up, Han!
HanoverF:
"This Looks Like a Job For Superman!"; "What did you say Clark?" "Oops I seem to have been in such a hurry I forgot something... excuse me a moment."
Caption Comments: I've seen this scene in a million different mystery movies, but never quite like this!
Wow, it was hard to pick just one cap that really killed me. You'll just have to visit my cap gallery to see more of HanoverF's (and others') caps.
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Teahouse/6319/capgal.html
Capper Comments: I have had the *distinguished* honor of watching
Hanover in action quite a bit recently, and thus he has likewise had the
dubious honor of seeing me! Just from seeing this website, I knew
that this guy really knew where his towel was. I have never seen
a caption from this man that ever bombed. Hanover Fiste is funny,
funny, funny, and then funny again. So this is one of the few cappers
that I simply bow down to in terms of sheer capping skill. And believe
me, the ability to make great caps is an important life skill:)
All I gotta say about this guy is "Wow."
HanoverF:
Wait a minute... in the background.. is that... Herbie the love bug?! So it was his class ring! He's the killer! *Honk, Honk* AHHHHHH- *SPLAT*
Capper Comments: OK. Now, a lot of people wonder where the whole
Slater thing got started. Here goes: One night, Hanover and I were
matching cap after cap. I'd pick up on a joke, and he would post
basically the same thing, and vice versa. Finally, he posts "Yeah, you
heard me, Christian Slater sucks!" knowing that I would never cap that.
That started my retaliation of alluding to a porn tape involving Han and
weasels. It wen't back and forth, and the Slater bashing thread was
born. Ta da! Now you know, and knowing blah, blah, blah...
(On a personal note, I have no animosity toward Han, or any other capper,
for bashing Slater. Hanover is funny and I must admit, the Slater stuff
kills me. Don't get the wrong idea if you see us going back and forth in
the gallery. It's all a show, folks.)
Capper Comments: HanoverF? Why he's the ginchiest! (Like I'm going to say something bad about him when this is his site?) My apologies again for thinking you were female. But then, if a boy can be named Sue, why not a girl, Frank? Or whatever your name is. Seriously, though, Hanover's a very, very funny guy. I just wish I could watch him in action more often.