JediClone


E_B_A:

Capper Comments: JediClone is what I consider to be part of the third wave of really good cappers. He has a passion and a style and a great sense of humor. He also developed Jazz's idea of extracaricullar capping into something far more serious (yet funny). Caveat emptor or something else latin would sound good right here.


JediClone:
It wasn't how Kurt liked to slowly burn off tick with electrical wires just to hear em scream that was creepy. It was the fact that he kept reattaching new ones.
HanoverF:

Caption Comments: No Comment

Capper Comments: If someone could name anything wrong with Caption This! it would be, in one word, JediClone. He is a blight on the- whoa got distracted there for a second, thought I was writing about deadlyringer. JediClone almost always makes me laugh, although he can get a bit obscure at times, and sometimes even those captions make me laugh despite not knowing what the heck they mean.


JediClone:
As this is your first day teaching 9th grade, I'm gonna issue you a starter rifle. Dont be a hero. Oh, and the locker room gets pretty funky, use a gasmask. 
BuckFifty:

Caption Comments: Heheheh, I keep on picturing a little kid, face all scrunched up, belting out his lines in the Stallone voice.   Good stuff.

Capper Comments: A funny capper who's in with the upper league. Also very quick to defend CT from idjits (deadlyringer anyone?). It's always fun to cap when Jedi's around.


JediClone:
"What the hell did you do break his knee for? All he did was turn the merrygoround too fast!" "In this playground...I *AM* THE LAW!"(whack)
Artanas:

Caption Comments: Can save me any day....woof!

Capper Comments: Personally, my favorite genetic copy of the Mark Hammill hero. The man uses a sabre like no other! Slices easily through a can, then gently through a tomato! You should see what he can do to a fresh fish!

His humor is similar to the work he does with that multi faceted sabre. Quick, to the point and sometimes scarring.

Loves to 'stick-it' to SFC (very warranted I may add).
Has a knack for working with threads.
And gives Robey a helluva workout!

A well-rounded capper in all aspects of the game, able to deliver a blinding slapshot while Shatdancing and still look good!


JediClone:
<gasp>Someone's activated the Phallic Symbol! Evil is afoot! A BIG foot, and you know what they say about evil with big feet! Looks like a job for..VibratorGirl!
Neoknight:

Caption Comments: I love this one! It's fresh, it's witty, and heck, I just can't stop staring at it! Way to go!

Capper Comments: I don't get to caption with JC very often, but he's one of the best out there! Due to the time constraints of my evil university (who closes a college library at midnight?), I am very nearly never online with him, but I always check the galleries for his stuff, and frequent his webpage. JC, you are my hero!


JediClone:
0/' early lahght breaks tru/ song of da road cahlink you/ just get ya humvee gassed up, un den go <clap> pump eet up! de best part of vaking up ees Folgah's een youh cahp!
Hippie:

Caption Comments: Are we a little too thread-happy? Sometimes, maybe. But another one can't hurt. And this Stuart Smalley/Mr. Van Dreisen-esque character seems nice at first. At least like someone who won't sue the bejesus out of us. It's always possible he'll kill us with kindness, though...
None of this mentions the fact that Jedi gave us a new shmoe to mock to fill the vaccuum left by our missing Insurance Guy. ("Have you seen me? Have you seen a great big convoy of tiny truckers in Matchbox trucks? Have you seen Creedence in concert?")

Capper Comments: Devoted, determined, D-train. Two of those count anyway. And Dfunny. What the hell, I tried to make that work. Dee-Lite? How's that? Aw, hell...
Jedi has cemented his place in Caption Thistory (that worked, huh? No? Shit.) with the creation of Castle Forrester, who can give us what the SFC can't--HIGH-BUDGET pieces of garbage to slam! What an institute. And he's the inmate that runs the asylum. Not to mention a reliably hilarious capper. 
There... that worked. Better get out of here on a high note.


JediClone
Hello my cappper friends. I'm not like the other guys. I wont be mean to you like Mr Pissed. Or abandon you like Insurance Guy. I respect your need to ridicule.
Fee:

Caption Comments: At first, I laughed because, hey yeah, he does look like a chimney sweep. And when I read the punchline I howled!

Capper Comments: JediClone is a class act. Always says hello, caps with the skilled hands of Bruce Lee, germ-killing action...  He's got it all! This is another guy who awes me sometimes with the stuff he turns out.

So, if you're a *Clone* of a Jedi, like, can you still lift stuff with your mind?


JediClone:
o/' Chimchiminey chimchimeny chimchimcheree! A Sweep is as lucky as lucky can be-eeeeeeeeeeeee! *falls off roof. Breaks neck*"
Xylorjax:

Capper Comments: The whole reason I started capping in the first place was that Jedi wouldn't let me beat up on Batman & Robin on Castle Forrester without a Dominion handle.  So you can all blame him if you don't like one of my captions:

Capper 1:  Eww!  That's gross!  Xylorjax should be killed!
Capper 2:  Now wait!  It's all Jedi's fault that Xylorjax is capping in the first place.
Capper 3:  It is not my fault!
Capper 1:  Too late.  <BLAM!>

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