Caption Comments: Funny, why? Because it's true!
Capper Comments: I really don't get to cap with KINGDINOSAUR often enough. Heck, barely in fact. Which is really unfortunate. I always have some good chuckles when KINGDINOSAUR's around.
KINGDINOSAUR:
Don't let your child learn about sex on the streets! Buy him a computer.
Caption Comments: God I love pet mutillation
Capper Comments: KD, goes back a long way, disappeared for a
while then returned.
I for one am glad he did, even if he does use all capitol letters in
his name.
C'mon KD, I just started using 2 fingers to type,
now you want me to waste one of them holding down the damn shift key
to type your name?
Glad to see ya' gracing the galleries again anyway.
KINGDINOSAUR:
"Look, Honey, Tabby's gonna try it again." *pause*WHIRRRR* "Hahahahaha, lookit him run, hahahahahah"
Caption Comments: Everybody enjoys a good McCorkle joke. Well, that's not true. McCorkle doesn't seem to get them. Anyhow, I love this one. Plays off the ol' McCorkle-shouts-in-broken-English thread and has its own twist on it. Plus, it reminds me of the "Revenge of the Nerds" scene where the guy yells through the hole in the door "No room! Not for rent! Fuck off!"
Capper Comments: King of Crude. If you're thinking something about a cap that's just awful and don't have the guts to say it, your best hope is KingD will get the same pic. But rowdy is one thing, funny another. KingDino's both. Cracks you up, yessum.
KINGDINOSAUR:
"You gotta come outside sometime, McCorkle. Why don't you just let me serve you the subpoenas." "NO McCORKLE HERE. HE MOVE"
Caption Comments: KINGD zeroes in on the last cultural subset he's yet to alienate and offend: fussy little Yugo-driving guys who've been gang-raped by Hell's Angels. The deed is done.
Capper Comments: I'm going to let out a dirty little secret here
about KINGD: From all evidence I've collected, he's one hell of a nice
guy. I know, I know, I'm going to get us all killed, whine all you want.
I've yet to be offended by the gentleman and doubt that I ever will be.
Unless he shows up at by door one day in Spice Girls pajamas and dances
all around my livingroom like a ballerina while pissing everywhere, that
is. That might be the first step down such a road. But until that day comes,
I remain unoffended. I think I've got about two weeks.
What do you want from me, a sworn statement? KINGD=FUNNY, a fact plain
even to someone like me who passed high school algebra like a golf ball-sized
gall stone. The fact that I still type nice things about him even after
he scarred me for life by drawing parallels between Porky Spice and a huge
black porn star who screwed midgets is a stunning testament to his abilities
as a capper.
KINGDINOSAUR:
*off camera* "Whose the asshole that parked the Harley behind my Yugo?"
Caption Comments: Beyond accuracy....seemingly first hand knowledge *THUD*
Capper Comments: No CGI work need here dadgumit, this Dino's tried and true. It's always an experience capping with this giant lizard...sometimes scary...sometimes perverse...all the time hilarious. Who'd figure an extinct animal of epic porportions could have a sense of humor aye?
Plus he made Sam Neill shit in his pants and threw Jeff Goldblum through an outhouse. Ah King, a dino after my own heart.
KINGDINOSAUR:
manatee - <noun> any of several large, plant-eating aquatic mammals [genus Trichechus]; sea cow (who said Caption This can't be educational)
Capper Comments: KINGDINOSAUR (As I like to call him, KINGCAPTALIZATION) is a wonderful guy with a great sense of humor, despite his total inability to tell that "King Dinosaur" and "Lost Continent" are the EXACT SAME MOVIE! (pardon me while I rahash an inside joke) Other than that, he's an all-around cool cat, and he always brightens the gallery. I hear he makes decent French Toast as well. A voice in my head told me so.