Re-Written Tunes...
 Scarey, Isn't It?

I live in a suburban area, taking care of an old lady, in her mid=late=don't wanna say...
seventies-ish...

There are some "Mole-Mounds" that show up in the back yard from time to time...

Well, Mommie Dearest recently read an article in a magazine that stated that Urine poured down a Mole-Hole will chase the Moles away...
She, being female, had a problem with urinating in a bottle.
Me, her son, having an easier targeting "hangy down thing"
might urinate in a bottle more easily...
All to chase the moles away .

For about two months, every time I Urinated in a bottle, I kept hearing the old old song of J.C. T.I.A.B.

---To the tune of Jim Croce's "Time In A Bottle"---

"If I could save Pee in a bottle...
If Pee really chased moles away...
I'ld save every drop in a bottle and then,
Those moles would go elsewhere to play..."

"But there never seems to be enough pee
To chase away the moles you see
Once you've found them...
I've peed around enough to know
The moles aren't scared, they only grow
And make more hills..."

Jasper Desevers His Own Special Page.