Continued from Space Baron: Episode 23 - The Cameo
"All I am glad about is getting rid of the Brian after his particularly bad opening to the episode he gave us, his worst in fact, looking back on it" said Rob and one second later Liam promptly aggreed with him.
"But I thought it gave a surprise beginning seeing as Neill has never done a Space Baron eposode, though I do agree there was the element of crappiness involved," commented Karl.
"Wait a minute!" says Neill, suprising everyone, grinning afterwards as he always wanted to surprise someone in story for the sheer comic effect of the fake jump displayed by everyone - he thinks back to the Keystone Cops and the Curly and Moe and other such fake jumpers as Dean Martin and the other dude with him that no one could ever remember his name. He then thinks back to the really bad 80's teen flicks, where jumping was a prerequisite for being an actor and cheergirls flocked to holywood in a foul, orgy of happy white picket fence America that made the world sick. Neill shudders involuntarily at this thought. Thinking about thinking about 80's teen flicks had made Neill think that this thought monolouge had gone on so long, he then frowns, as he forgets what he said 'Wait' for. Neill grimaces as he thinks of how much he hates when people lose their topic of conversation and suddenly Neill looks diagonally upwards and the screen clouds over as Neill goes into a dream seqence about killing white picket fence America.
Seeing this disasterous turn of events, Karl promptly slaps Neills face though how Karl can hear Neill's thoughts is left unexplained, though the author whispers that it is a good way of getting out of the r......
"Yes says Brian interupting the author most rudely, Space Baron hits on the head and this triggers a string of random violence that sweeps 'the team' as the author decides to dub them in a whim of his own. disgusted at being called 'the team', the cast walks off to the local Maccas, and the author is left all on his lonesome in the e-mail room in the middle of the holidays.
"Well that turned out to be quite a crappy Space Baron eposode didn't it?
Neill concedes defeat and leaves
He also (as a last thought) decides to stop talking in third person.
Continued in Space Baron - in - The 'Scape