Space Baron Episode #22

Here is a Space Baron Episode that at least has some relevance to the previous one.......

SPACE BARON - in - The 'Scape

- By Karl

('Scape meaning escape, but actually being an incredibly witty anagram of SPACE)

Continued from Space Baron: Episode 24 - Why?

"What do you guys wanna do?" asked Karl in an incredibly bored tone as he flipped through all of the Space Baron's four television channels. "This place is sooo boring, I don't know if I'll ever forgive Neill for trapping us within the Space Baron series."

"But this is soooo much better than Townsville!" Neill jumped in enthusiastically and said, "This is like heaven to me."

"Yeah well we are from Brisbane!" interjected Liam, "and we kinda liked it when we had more than four TV channels to watch! Stupid dumbhead Neill!!!"

"Well, " retorted Neill meaningfully.

"Neill! Only I am allowed to say sentences which are incomp..." Rob trailed off at the end to stress his point.

"Fine then!" Neill began a new sentence, discarding the old one for completion later. "It would be alright if there weren't so many of us living in the Space Baron's house eating all his food and therefore making him incapable to afford any other channels."

"You do realise of course," Liam began, before finishing with: "that this Space Baron Episode has begun awfully boringly. In fact, it's just us all sitting here talking about how silly it was for Neill to be stranding us in a Space Baron episode and how Brisbane is better than this and this is better than Townsville. What we need is some action!" And with that Liam picked up the TV and smashed it over Karl's head.

"What the HELL was that for!?!?" screamed Karl, uncertain whether to end his sentence with a question mark or an exclamation mark. In the end he decided to do both... Twice for good measure.

"Action." said Liam. His one word saying more than a thousand pictures. Although he came precariously close to incurring the wrath of Rob because, though he had completed his sentence, it was not a complete sentence.

Just then, the Space Baron burst through the door. "I'm home everybody!" he exclaimed, this being known by the exclamation mark at the end of his sentence, and that he was there. He shut the door and sat down to be bored with everyone else.

Then... something very startling happened..... the front door opened again, revealing a smaller person with a look of disgust on his face.

WHO WAS THIS PERSON? WHY DID HE HAVE A DISGUSTED LOOK ON HIS FACE? DID THIS MEAN THE START OF A NEW SPACE BARON ADVENTURE?

"Who are you, and why do you have a disgusted look on your face? Does this mean the start of a new Space Baron adventure?" Asked Neill, unpredictably.

The figure srode up to Neill and glared at him. "I hate you," he said. "I am Brian, I am disgusted because ever since you guys moved in I have been forgotten about! And yes this does mean the beginning of a new Space Baron adventure: the one where YOU GO HOME!"

With this announcement, the credits rolled and some music played. Brian had been right! The next Space Baron adventure had begun! There was some semblance of a plot!

"To the Space Baron Mobile!" said the Space Baron in an echo-ey and deep sound-effect tainted voice. With that, He and Liam and Rob and Neill and Karl all hopped in the Space Baron Mobile. (oh yes, so did Brian.)

"Who's first?" asked the Space Baron.

"I live the closest so you may as well drop me off first," volunteered Liam. "You get on the freeway and go to the Mt Gravatt exit, follow Logan road to Mt Gravatt Capalaba Rd, turn left, and my street is the first on the right."

"Easy!" Space Baron was quite skilled at talking while he was driving, and so did both. Then, before I had time to fill in this story with any more words, they were there.

"Who now?" Asked Space Baron.

Rob and Karl were the next closest, so they directed Space Baron to their houses and were dropped off.

"And where do you live?" Space Baron asked Neill.

"Well..." Neill began. Neill knew that if he were to go home, his parents would send him back to Townsville to be bored at uni. But on the other hand he also knew that if he didn't go home he would probably be forced to live on the streets, so after much deliberation he directed Space Baron to his house, got dropped off and went back to uni in Townsville.

Space Baron and Brian went home, got more channels on their TV and sat down to ponder who the next member of the CC would be to give them an adventure to go on.

- The End -



TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO SEE IF NEILL COMPLETES THE SENTENCE THAT HE STARTED AND ROB GOT MAD AT HIM FOR NOT FINISHING, AND IF THE SPACE BARON AND BRIAN GET A NEW TV, TO REPLACE THE ONE LIAM BROKE OVER KARL'S HEAD, TO GO WITH ALL THEIR NEW CHANNELS.