"Goddam it," said space baron as he lost his capitals in the first line.
"It's that damn bastard writer of ours," said space baron's assistant, brian, "he's so lazy, what are the chances of us using quotation marks by the end of this posting?"
"Shutup Brian you dickhead," shouted space baron, "I'm the one who makes the salient points around here!"
"Good point." enounced Brian as I quickly ran out of synonyms for "said".
"Anyway, all that's irrelevant if the evil Pghghurphschweghurenon carries out his plan, the whole universe will be destroyed."
"So what your saying is that if we can't find the bilingual millipede which will translate a book of instructions as to how to find our cosmic harmony and thus defuse a bomb planted by the evil Pghghruhghphschwehgenon then we'll all die?" asked Brian in a panic.
"No, I'm saying that if we can't find the bilingual millipede which will translate a book of instructions as to how to find our cosmic harmony and thus defuse a bomb planted by the evil Pghghruhghphurgheshbnschwehgenon then we'll all die." said space baron confidently
"Will we ever find him?" said Brian.
"Yes," said space baron, but not in this posting.
To be continued in Space Baron and the Bilingual Millipede - Part 2