Space Baron Episode #26

SPACE BARON and the Bilingual Millipede - Part 2

- By Bob

.....last episode never really got underway, all you have to remember is that they have to find the bilingual millipede or everybody will die...

"Good lord, isn't that a millipede over there," said Brian.

"Why, so it is," replied Space Baron.

"Are you sure?" asked Brian warily

"It is so hard to tell the difference..."

"Yes it is," interrupted Brian.

"...between a centipede and a millipede." finished Space Baron.

"Yes, the similarity is amazing." Said Brian, somewhat pointlessly.

"There is only one sure-fire way to tell," said Space Baron.

"Really, what is it?" Asked Brian once again.

"Sorry?" said Space Baron.

"I said 'Really, what is it?'" said Brian.

"What is what?" asked Space Baron quizically.

"What is the one sure fire way to tell if it is a millipede?" said Brian.

"Ask it." said Space Baron.

"Pardon" Said Brian.

"ASK IT!" shouted Space Baron.

"Well you don't have to be rude." said Brian sulkily.

"Sorry," said Space Baron, "It's..."

"...just..." he said, his words laden with emotion.

"...that..." he continued.

"...I..." he said, holding back the tears.

"...get..." he continued.

"...so..." he mumbled between sniffles.

"...sick..." he continued.

"OH COME ON YOU SAD BARSTARD, SPIT IT OUT, YOU ARE SO BORING, JUST SAY IT, I DON'T EVEN CARE, GET A GRIP, YOU'RE NOT EVEN REAL FOR GOD'S SAKE!" Brian screamed.

"...of nothing ever happening." muttered Space Baron apologetically.

"Fucking hell, look, now my ears are bleeding, I told you not to make me mad." Brian said.

"Who is the super hero round here, and who is the assistant hey?"



.....tune in eagerly for the next installment in the fascinating saga of...

THE SPACE BARON AND THE BILINGUAL MILLIPEDE