"Quick Brian, hand me the 'Space Baron Crowbar'!" Yelled Space Baron over the sound of the water which was quickly filling the watertight room that SB and Brian had found themselves in as Karl dispensed with a long and boring introduction to the episode. "We have to get out and stop the Superbly Evil Dr. Killpeopleviolently!"
Brian handed SB the crowbar and in a flash SB had the door open and he pulled Brian to safety just before the room exploded in a mushroom cloud.
"So SB, we meet again," came the deep mysterious voice of the Superbly Evil Dr Killpeopleviolently from nowhere in particular.
"Yes, I hope the next break between our meetings is longer than five minutes," Space Baron replied. "Where are you anyway?" He asked realising that there was no person to go with the voice.
"I am wearing my invisibility suit," Came the voice of the Superbly Evil Dr. Killpeopleviolently.
"Quick Brian! Hand me the 'Space Baron invisibility suit-to visible suit making goggles'" SB said heroically.
Brian handed over the goggles and as SB put them on he let out a blood curdling scream as his retinae began to spurt blood.
"Hahahahaha!" the Superbly Evil Dr. Killpeopleviolently cackled. "Using the invisibility properties of my invisibility suit I snuck up on your sidekick and exchanged your 'Space Baron invisibility suit-to visible suit making goggles' for my 'Superbly Evil Dr Killpeopleviolently light enhancing to the point of eye destruction goggles'."
SB stumbled about in his painful blindness until he fell into a vat of molten metal.
"Noooooooooooooooooo!" Yelled Brian, "Take me instead god! Pleeeease!" And with that he hurled himself into the vat after SB.
"That was too easy." The Superbly Evil Dr. Killpeopleviolently, having lived up to his name removed the invisibility suit and the audience saw for the first time that he had the same face as SB.
"Yes, yes, I know what you're thinking," said the Superbly Evil Dr. Killpeopleviolently, "You're thinking that I am Space Baron's twin brother or something, but you're wrong! We're second cousins..... twice removed. There's just a recessive gene in our family that gives a few of us the good looks and charm of a super hero.... or a super villain! Hahahahahahahaha!!!"
WILL BRIAN'S PRAYERS BE ANSWERED AND SB COME BACK TO LIFE IN PLACE OF
HIM OR DID HE THROW AWAY HIS LIFE FOR NOTHING?
WILL THE SUPERBLY
EVIL DR KILLPEOPLEVIOLENTLY DO MORE EVIL THINGS NOW THAT HE HAS
REMOVED HIS SECOND COUSIN TWICE REMOVED?
WILL THE NEXT EPISODE OF
SPACE BARON COMPLETELY IGNORE THE GAPING HOLE IN THE STORY AND HAVE
SB AND BRIAN DOING DOMESTIC THINGS IN THEIR APARTMENT AGAIN DESPITE
THE FACT THAT THEY ARE AT THE BOTTOM OF A VAT OF MOLTEN METAL?