Continued from Space Baron and the Superbly Evil Dr. Killpeopleviolently
"Gee Space Baron, it's a good thing that that vat of molten metal was actually a portal to another place." Brian said with the tone and enthusiasm that would have made any sidekick proud.
"Yes Brian," Space Baron began in a deep heroic tone that would have made any super hero proud, "but there is still the small fact that the Superbly Evil Dr Killpeopleviolently has blown up my eyeballs."
"Yes I know Space Baron," said Brian in the same way as before, "but the portal has transported us to a healing camp in India."
"Really?" asked Space Baron, "I didn't see it."
THREE MONTHS LATER
"Hello Brian!" Space Baron emerged from the healing camp, a new man.
Brian, who had been waiting outside the door of the camp for the last three months looked up at Space Baron with a puzzled expression.
"Space Baron! Y-you're still blind."
"Yes, but the Maharishi healing man has given me this cool white cane and dark glasses to help me." Space Baron spoke with the enthusiasm of a small child who had just been given a new toy. "Now its off to find and kill the Superbly Evil Dr Killpeopleviolently."
MEANWHILE
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed the Superbly Evil Dr Killpeopleviolently as he sat and watched a schoolbus full of pre-school children teetering on the edge of a cliff, whilst dressed in Space Baron uniform.
"Why doesn't he help us?" The children screamed "Why has Space Baron been so evil for the past three months? If he is going to go around hijacking preschool buses, he may as well save them when he drives them off the edges of cliffs!"
The bus fell into the enormous chasm below and the children were dead. The Superbly Evil Dr Killpeopleviolently went off to find more mischeif.
"Not so fast!" The real Space Baron, equipped with white cane and dark glasses stood in his way.
The Superbly Evil Dr Killpeopleviolently sidestepped the blind Space Baron and ran off.
"Well? aren't you going to reply?" Space Baron was talking to noone, "Where are you?"
"Um... he's gone..." Brian said meekly.
"Gone? Well why didn't you say something Brian you fool?" Space Baron was more exasperated than he'd ever been before.
"I was in seventh heaven," Brain sighed, "Two Space Barons together at once, I couln't believe my luck."
"Yeah well it's a pity neither of us are gay hey Brian?" Space Baron said spitefully.
"Well, just for that, I'm not your friend anymore." Brian stormed off, leaving Space Baron in lonesome darkness.
LATER
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" The Superbly Evil Dr Killpeopleviolently liked this line, "I now have you both where I want you." He said as Space Baron and Brian moved slowly down a conveyor belt towards a circular saw in a lumbermill.
"Gee Space Baron, I couldn't believe how you managed to find the Superbly Evil Dr Killpeopleviolently's secret lair, ressurect our friendship, and begin the final confrontation between you and your second cousin, twice removed, all without being able to see." Brian filled in the audience in a manner that had become customary in Space Baron Episodes, "But it's a pity you couldn't see that coffee table and tripped over, giving the Superbly Evil Dr Killpeopleviolently the drop on you. Hey."
"Yeah, pity." Space Baron was formulating a plan. "I have it!" He announced. "Brian, escape from your ropes and then help me to defeat the Superbly Evil Dr Killpeopleviolently."
"Wow, great plan!" Brian said as they escaped from their ropes, thus putting the plan into action.
"We have you now Superbly Evil Dr Killpeopleviolently." Space Baron said.
"What do you mean we?" There's only one of you and you're blind said the Superbly Evil Dr Killpeopleviolently.
Realising that the Superbly Evil Dr Killpeopleviolently couldn't see Brian and that he was well on the way to implementing their plan Space Baron thrust out an arm, pushing the Superbly Evil Dr Killpeopleviolently square in the chest. The Superbly evil Dr Killpeopleviolently, taken by surprise, stumbled backwards, tripping over Brian who was crouched behind his knees. The Superbly Evil Dr Killpeopleviolently lay on the floor winded, but before he could say anything, Space Baron plunged the Experimental Space Baron Guts Shredding Machine (ESBGSM) deep into the Superbly Evil Dr Killpeopleviolently's belly.
"Maaaan, that's gross!" Brian could hardly hide his disgust.
"Brian, I've got one more job for you to do before this episode finishes," said Space Baron.
"Anything..." Brian looked longingly into the ugly sockets where Space Baron's eyes used to be.
"Cut out the Evil Dr Killpeopleviolently's eyes and sew them into my sockets, and don't forget to attatch my retinae properly."
"Ok." said Brian, and he did.
AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER