Continued from Space Baron: The Saga (part 1) or How to Lose Sponsorships and Gain Friends in the Workplace
Buried deep beneath the surface of the planet, in a long abandoned missile silo, 9 men sat around a table. They were playing Snap, which is a dangerous thing for supervilians to do especially violent ones, but they were bored, and noone could agree on the rules of 2-up.
Suddenly a masked man entered the room. There was silence for a second, save for some stifled giggling from one of the villians who had contiued to play Snap and was now winning. "Gentlemen...thank you for coming."
"Thanks for inviting us," said one of the supervillians.
"Thats quite alright," continued the mysterious masked man.
"No, really, its good to be here."
"Yes, whatever, look are we going to get down to destroying Space Baron or what?" said the masked man petulantly. There was a mutter of agreement from around the table.
"First let me introduce you to each other..."
"Bad Adjectives King," he pointed to the first man, who was a tall and dark stranger wearing a crown. "You were defeated by SB when he started quoting sensible adjectives to you.
"Sycophanitcally so" said the man.
Realising that the Liam was getting bored, so bored in fact that he was considering making another debut cameo, he went quickly round the table and introduced General Failure, DR KILLPEOPLEVIOLENTLY, Luke Warm, Lightning Rod, Gamblor, Wyetukay, Bureaucracry Man and David.
"Gentlemen, I plan to continue this explanation after I have made a demonstration of how evil I am. Is there anyone here who wouldn't mind being booted out of the story so I can prove my manliness?"
Everyone stared at David because it was obvious he had been set up there to be taken out, like anyone who wasnt a main character in the Star Trek original ep's. But he shook his head defiantly, so they kicked out Luke Warm instead, which was good because the author couldnt remember what episode he was from, or what he did to people, and was scared that he had in fact made up Luke Warm in some kind of bizarre heat related fantasy.
"I propose to kill Space Baron. I reckon if we all try at once, we should be able to do it." The others agreed. They decided to plan it in another room where the author couldnt hear it so it would be a surprise, because they knew he was standing in the corner, ready to make his cameo. FJ Gumby stepped forward into the light and sighed as he realised the episode was ending quickly....
WILL THE NEXT EPISODE OF THIS SAGA BE THE LAST?
I hope so.