Goin' Postal Introducing Otis

Otis Smith was born and raised on a small dairy farm near the town of Weasel Piss , Ontario. At the tender age of 5, Otis decided this would be a good time to stop shitting in his pants and get himself an education.  Eighteen years later, with his grade ten diploma in hand, Otis got his Aunt Millie to get him a job at The Great Northern SnailMail Courier Corporation. He was hired the same day as Eddie Smythe but given higher seniority by virtue of his alphabetically superior surname. His 90 I.Q. belies his uncanny grasp of the obvious.  Otis is a card-carrying lifetime member of the Essex County Small Bore Pistol Team.

Otis - "If ya can't eat it or fuck it, them piss on it"

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