Eddie Smythe was conceived at a government test facility. We'd like to tell you where but if we disclosed it's location we'd have to kill you. At the tender age og 6.0914634 Eddie was ready intellectually to finish high school but was held back by his mentors, because they felt he lacked the social skills he would aquire with puberty. Sixteen years later with Phd's in Math, Quantum Physics, Chemistry, and Computer Science and his first hair sprouting on his boyish chest, Eddie began his search for his first real job. Two years later, having found himself overqualified for every job he sought, his Pogie councillor, Millie Smith, gets Eddie a job with The Great Northern SnailMail Courier Corporation. Even with his MENSA sized I.Q. Eddie doesn't fully understand how Otis ended up in front of him after the entrance exams. Last year he created the majority of the questions on the annual MENSA exam.
Eddie - "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."*
