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The more astute visitors to this site may have spotted something a little disturbing on this page. It regards our mate Allan, well-known for being the bloke with his bits on his back...

As Allan attempted to mount Tim, his Tshirt rolled up, revealing his spine and onlookers gasped in disbelief, for Allan's genitals were nowhere to be seen...

Where have they gone? Answers in an email please... (best ones get printed!)