No.1

A lot has been said about Emily over the years - most of it involving her former employment as a prostitute - so, at the Fenton's BBQ in August '99, we thought it was only fair to put these malicious rumours to the test...

In typical "Roger Cook" style, we employed a team of specially-trained actors to assess how far Emily really would go on the first night...

Here's how we got on...

First up was Special Agent Beattie, who attempted to woo Emily by using the ol' wiggling-tongue technique that our agents inherited from the KGB...

...despite the worrying question of where Beattie's left hand actually is, Emily succumbed to the tongue-wiggling thing... One : Nil

Special Agent Ste, with a display of the typical Geordie masculinity that he is well-known for (!) decided that the best course of action would be to get physical and carry Emily away somewhere.

Needless to say, as a girl with so much experience on the street, Emily was "carried away" by it all... Two: Nil

No, no, no - You 're not on some dodgy x-rated Porno site, this is still Ste's Site. Agent Rob was next up to take part in our experiment. Posing as Richard Madell's brother, Rob managed to talk Emily into performing an act of gross indecency in the living room...Three: Nil

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Our experiment was proving that Emily would, in fact, go with anything, so now it was time for the ultimate test...would she go with a woman?

We sent in Agent Emmerson to find out and, well, the evidence is there for you to see for yourself...FOUR:NIL!!!

She even LOOKS shagged out!!!

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CONCLUSION:- The rumours are true, keep 'em goin!

click HERE for BBQ Part 2 - Al & Tim - A love story...