Some of you yokels,--er, I mean locals--may have seen the store Condom Sense in the beautiful Huntington, NY on Long Island. If you haven't, it looks like this:

Let's take a closer look at that sign of theirs, featuring everyone's favorite mascot, Cap'n Condom!

It seems that in his search to be on top of all the pricks in America, our superhero--Cap'n Condom--has been seen going undercover as many different things and people, one of which was a disguise that made him look like he Zoplock Finger guy. Here are a few snapshots that have been taken by our secret spy cameras:

Let's here it for America's favorite phallic symbol and master of disguise, Cap'n Condom! Hoorah!

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