Moronics

This is a section of my web site devoted to how silly I can get sometimes. Similarly to my autobiographical information, it is completely self-glorifying, as you will note that virtually the only person featured is myself. Oh, and I have a closeup of one of my friend's nostrils.

The Search for the Ever-Elusive Captain...

Click Here for Eternal Salvation: *Now With Less Dowloading Time!*

My Trip to the DMV

The Jewish Mafia Doesn't Want You to Click Here

Important Information About Iodine

Headline Editors Surely Don't Get Paid Well Enough to be so Clever

I'll Be Lucky if the Angel of Death Doesn't Smite Me for Publishing This Page

Physics-Majors Only, Please!

Stop Doing that Book Report Now and Read This!

My Four Seconds of Fame at Cornell: The Cover of The Lunatic's Homecoming Game Program.

My trip to Italy; Beware! This site will take forever to download via modem? But is it worth it? You make the call.