TECH NEWS
FLASH: Already Virtual News Report is under fire! Technicians at VNR say that a rogue programmer disgruntled with wages has Hacked our Arbitrary Seek-Sites BOT (ASS Bot 2000 -pronounced 'Azz Bot'- ) and produced a copy of our patented top secret invention. Linus 'Mad Dawg' Williams is currently being sought by the FBI for questioning. Below is our Top Secret ASS-BOT super-cooled AUTHENTIC chip! We have fortunately found the CLONE 'HACKED-ASS BOT' impersonator chip and are posting the FAKE chip for our loyal subscribers to view.
The Real 'ASS-BOT' Chip
THE FAKE CHIP
Tech News Flash from the Tech Teamat �Virtual News Reports 'Super Cooled Think Tank"