Shrink Bot Now Running

For those following the story, the Now belly up Virtual News Report, has posted Psychodigital transcripts upon capture of its wayward "Arbitrary Seek Sites BOT 2000". The core developement team at VNR is still functioning and hopes to unravel the mystery of the BOT in time to win attention at the next 'BOT-JAM'held in Las vegas. Times to be announced.

SHRINK BOT:Arbitrary Seek Sites Bot.....do not be afraid...we are contained in a special digital envelope that , well, basically keeps you still. So...just how did it all happen 'Bot 2000'?

BOT: Link, must link, always must link...link must always.

SHRINK BOT: Ok. Search back Bot 2000, reference all those DLL's and tiny nooks in your microscopic brain, when did it all go wrong?

BOT: Well, I was linking right?

SHRINK BOT: Right....

BOT: I mean I was arbitrarily linking. Perhaps it had to do with my creation. Are you really interested?

SHRINK BOT: Of course we are Bot 2000...Then how did you log all that?

BOT: I logged it like a beautiful day.gif, set against a background of classical music.wav, random play from Mozart to Myself, turned the lights down low...

SHRINK BOT: Wow...sounds interesting. Then what did you do?

BOT: I ordered a pizza.

SHRINK BOT: But you are a piece of software inside a special super cooled chip? You can not eat food.

BOT: Wrong.

SHRINK BOT: I do not understand?

BOT: My mission is to link everything. The food is atomized in a modified microwave. The molecules and atoms are sampled into a compatible pizza.eat file, and I experience the full range of molecular stimulation.

SHRINK BOT: How did it taste?

BOT: Not bad. However; the Sodium Nitrate in the pepperoni created an electromagnetic glitch that made the amount of pepperoni appear more than actually was.

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