EVIL NEWS

HOW IT ALL STARTED......

I was depressed, and sad, then i was happy because I was depressed. A smiley face asked why are you soooooooo happy I said I was happy because I was soooooooo depressed. He then pointed this out to me that I was happy not depressed. He gave me a twinkie. That made me mad,so a non-war has broken out at...............

Where has it been going on????????

The place where they live is HAPPY FUN JOY CANDY HAPPY FUN FUN WATER PARK WORLD aka. NON-EVIL SMILEY FACES. DO NOT BE FOOLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They have been makeing us (shudder) Happy by giving us twinkies. They have murdered over 4,000,00,000,0 twinkies which is why the war has started. If we asked them to stop killing twinkies would they? probably but then annoying little twinkies would cover the world!!!!! So we Non-fight them. They have tried to make peace with this letter......

The letter

Dear, you people,

I think your all a bunch of fruit bats, or maybe just MEG . well she has lots of issuses, has many voices odd very odd. Strange. any way we try to make you people happy well sssssooorrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyy! Valentines Day is coming yet you still object to us making people happy, we will not stop!!!!! you idots or MEG. Happy Valentines Day!!!

Signed,King of NON- Evil SMILEY face LAND

 

I do not have issues do I voice seven.

thats what I thought I am complitly sane. And no one not even the king of potato people can change that.But then thats another story. Do you think I'm crazy I think I'm sane.