So, you have had enough? You feel like going somewhere else on the net? Fine, go then, see if I care. It's not like I have feelings, sure I'm only a web page…. Click me here, scroll me there, but do you once ask how I feel?

Well, don't let me keep you… off you go...visit some swanky site with "java" or "cgi's" *sniff*…..

Yes, Free homepage heaven! FortuneCity gives you a free homepage (20megs) and an email address! Though apparently they wont throw in a set of steak knives!

Best IRC (internet relay chat) channel on the net. Found on the Oz.org network. But still, no steak knives!

The 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse

A group dedicated to removing the "Lamer" presence on the net. If you need to do something about a lamer, then check this site! They might have steak knives!

Damien "Food" Chung

A man of great wit and large muscle size……...likes steak knives because they relate to beef!

Chris "Karaoke" Scott

A person with a serious Karaoke fetish...say no more! Apparently has song about steak knives, and beef.