This is Miss C

Born into a circus family, Miss C became a trapeze artist at a very young age. She extended her skills into tightrope walking and contortionism*. After leaving the circus, she studied martial arts under Master Googooguypan from whom she received a paisley belt* in record time. Miss C may have a romantic interest in Mr. Z. She seems to enjoy the provocative banter that the two often exchange.

TURN-OFFS: Hairy moles, Charles Beard's Economic Interpretation of the Constitution, powdered milk, and Vietnamese cooking.

TURN-ONS: Light switches, methadone, naked crickets, hairy hamsters, and Lion King

*Miss C was the stand-in for Sheila The Inhuman Pretzel

*A paisley belt is earned for passing the written exam