Flatten your flippers. Clip your claws. It's time to slid the DOUBLEHELIX. Coast down a ribbon of spiraling DNA. Luge at over 200 mph. Twist and spin on the genes of a Behemozoid and splash down in a cool pool of lymphatic fluid.
Experience the most terrifying moment of your life. Drop into the BLACKHOLE. Surf near the speed of light. But don't get too close to the Event Horizon or you'll be scratching your butt with a neutrino.