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Professor Verbel's

GALACTIC CARNIVAL
is now in your solar system

Come one! Come all! The Galactic Carnival has something for every alien species. Rides that will thrill you, Games that will test you, Oddities that will shock you, and Prizes everywhere you turn. Don't miss this once in a lifetime (unless you're an Eternal) opportunity. Billions have been overwhelmed and amazed. You can be next.

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PROFESSOR VERBEL
I've traveled the galaxy from the mysterious cadaver planet, Cenotaph, to the frightening grandmother world of Doily. I've seen laughing farts and polyester cold sores. I've eaten Boldarian ear mites, walked in a fiberglass forest, and swam in a cottage cheese sea. And now all the wonders of the universe can be yours. Jump in the family saucer and fly on over to my

Galactic Carnival!!!



Here are some samples of what you can expect:

RIDES
GAMES
SIDESHOW

We're located on the far side of the moon just south of Wal-Mart.

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