Come see CARCROC. He walks, he talks, he gets 28 miles to the gallon. His father was a Reptilizite and his mother was a '52 Studebaker sedan. Rub his scales! Kick his tires! It's CARCROC!
Watch in stunned horror as you witness the most incredible event of your life. Right before your eyes/sensors GOBOLAR will push a living, human head into his anus and then snap it off with his sphincter. You don't want to miss this!