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The Cosmic Mr. Z


Mr. Z has become a legend, a myth, and a conundrum throughout every dimension. The stories of his exploits have fascinated and amazed his followers across the space/time continuum. Now, for the first time, he reveals his true identity and explains how it all began.
Mr. Z's mysterious origin begins in Dimension Z, for which he takes his name. While rocketing close to a quasar, a cosmic flare solarized and transcosmogated* Mr. Z. With his unparalled powers to predict the future of all other beings, Mr. Z assembled a team of experts to assist him in his quest to bring cosmic consciousness to others.......but, when that failed because no one would listen, he started giving horoscope readings.
Now Mr. Z and his little band of fearless frolickers traverse the universe dispensing justice, truth, honor, humility, hope, Beanie Babies, and astrological readings.
The transcosmogation of this humble yet loveable rodent has forever changed the fate of beings everywhere. He is truely....

THE COSMIC MR. Z!!

*Transcosmogation:When a being becomes psychically connected to all of his dopplegangers in the other dimensions, one consciousness is formed that has the intelligence, insight, experiences, and knowledge of all his dimensional doubles.


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