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I was born on a quite breezy summer day in Montreal (that's in Canada). Yes, January 32, 1983, it was a leap month. As a boy I wanted to be a PE teacher, but as most dreams do, it fell apart like a building with a plane crashing threw it. I moved to Chicago when I was 13 in hopes of finding some pussy very cheap, but I quickly found out if I wanted some pussy I was going to have to pay at least 15 bucks for it. Nothing was working out as well as I planned so I joined the Naval Reserves or as they called us, "Lifeguards." That of course did not pan out either as they quickly found out that I was overweight and probably couldn't save my own life. So anyways...

.....the cows moooooeed until Derek shot them with his pistol and that was the end of that.


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