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Dear Ladies Man,

This is the first time I've written to one of these advice columns but I'm too embarrassed to ask anyone else. I love to get piercing and about two weeks ago I decided to get the shaft of my penis pierced. My friend Frank did the piercing after we got home from the local porno theatre. I was fully aroused from the child porn we just watched and everything went through clean as a whistle. I was so happy I felt like a priest in a candy store. But then a couple days ago I was watching my favorite comedian Dennis Miller and I laughed so hard that I actually ejaculated. At first I thought it was my deep-rooted homosexual crush on the greatest comedian of our time, but then i realized that I would climax whenever I laughed. I think something must have gone horribly wrong with the piercing, there must be some tubes crossed or something. What should I do?

-D.K.

D.K.,

You and your wang have caused quite the problem. Your piercing, which is referred to as a Prince Albert has obviously done some damage to your Testiculo Bonerifficus, or as I would like to call, the love hose. First you have some major issues with going to the child porno theatre. There's something wrong with your head. You don't have to leave the house, just go to larryurbaniak.com. It's got them young, innocent, and covered in chocolate. Now about the stud in your ding dong, there are two ways to fix it. The first way is ice your pud for about fifteen minutes, and then cover the nozzle of a vacuum cleaner with Neosporin and stick that sucker right on the money. It will be a little tender but the stud will be removed and there will be a scab. The second option is too simply try not to laugh. Some suggestions to help you with this are: Watch King of the Hill, hang out with Mary Fehrman, Rent Orange County, and so see a drama production at Illinois State University. On second thought, the drama department is a joke so you might want to skip that. Well I hope I could answer your query and hopefully your wang will get mouthtified by one of your boyfriends soon.

-The Ladies Man

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