You Know It's Hot Outside When
you ask your boss for extra work so you can be in the air conditioning as much as possible |
you've been getting hot flashes, and you're a man |
the swans in the park
come in "original recipe" and "extra tasty crispy"  |
your pool water starts to boil |
| the strawberries are ripe and the cab drivers are riper |
scalding hot show still cools you down |
| you need a spatula to remove your clothing |
| pigs
complain about sweating like fat humans |
| your brother's braces make blisters on his lips |
lawyers kill themselves because they know it's cooler in Hell |
| the politicians take their hands out of your pockets to fan themselves |
the hot-dogs sold outside Yankee Stadium are actually hot |
| people walking down the
sidewalk spontaneously burst into flames |
you are sitting inside reading these jokes |
